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Life of Brian

Master! Master!

Master! Master!

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Master! Master!
Duration
6 seconds
Views
578
Timestamp in Movie
00:57:55
Uploaded
Jan 15, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Handmade Films,Python (Monty) Pictures Limited

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Movie Summary

Born on the original Christmas in the stable next door to Jesus Christ, Brian of Nazareth spends his life being mistaken for a messiah.
Hey! ls there another way down? - Life of Brian 00:13
Hey! ls there another way down?
Hail Messiah I'm not the MessiahI say you are Lord and I should know I've followed a few - Life of Brian 00:09
Hail Messiah I'm not the MessiahI say you are Lord and...
I'm not the Messiah Will you please listenI'm not the Messiah Do you understand HonestlyOnly the true Messiah denies his divinityWhat Well what sort of chance does that give meAll right I am the MessiahHe is He is the MessiahNow fuck offHow shall we fuck - Life of Brian 00:36
I'm not the Messiah Will you please listenI'm not...
How shall we fuck off, O Lord? - Life of Brian 00:40
How shall we fuck off, O Lord?
I think they must have popped by for somethingPopped by Swarmed by more likeThere's a multitude out there - Life of Brian 00:10
I think they must have popped by for somethingPopped by...
The Messiah The Messiah Show us the MessiahThe who The MessiahThere's no messiah in hereThere's a mess all right but no messiah Now go away - Life of Brian 00:15
The Messiah The Messiah Show us the MessiahThe who The...
Now you listen here He's not the MessiahHe's a very naughty boy Now go away - Life of Brian 00:09
Now you listen here He's not the MessiahHe's a...
No no Please Please please listenI've got one or two things to sayTell us Tell us both of themLook you've got it all wrongYou don't need to follow meYou don't need to follow anybodyYou've got to think for yourselvesYou're all individualsYes we're all - Life of Brian 00:55
No no Please Please please listenI've got one or two...
Yes we are all difterent - Life of Brian 00:16
Yes we are all difterent
Excuse me YesAre you a virgin I beg your pardonWell if it's not a personal question are you a virginIf it's not a personal questionHow much more personal can you getNow piss offShe is Yeah definitely - Life of Brian 00:24
Excuse me YesAre you a virgin I beg your pardonWell if...
You're fuckin' nicked me old beauty - Life of Brian 00:05
You're fuckin' nicked me old beauty
Let me come with you PontiusI may be of thome athistance if there is a thudden crithis - Life of Brian 00:09
Let me come with you PontiusI may be of thome athistance if...
Next? Crucifixion? - Yes. - Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each. Next? Crucifixi - Life of Brian 00:45
Next? Crucifixion? - Yes. - Good. Out of the door, line on...
Next CrucifixionYes GoodOut of the door line on the left one cross eachNext CrucifixionUh no freedom Mmm WhatUh freedom for me They said I hadn't done anythingso I could go free and live on an island somewhereOh Well that's jolly good Well off you go - Life of Brian 00:32
Next CrucifixionYes GoodOut of the door line on the left one...
People of "Jewusalem," "Wome" is your "fwiend." - Life of Brian 00:11
People of "Jewusalem," "Wome" is your...
To "pwove" our "fwiendship," it is "customawy" at this time... - Life of Brian 00:10
To "pwove" our "fwiendship," it is...
Whom would you have me "welease"? - Life of Brian 00:13
Whom would you have me "welease"?
Was it something I said? - Life of Brian 00:14
Was it something I said?
He wanks as high as any in Wome - Life of Brian 00:05
He wanks as high as any in Wome
Crucifixion party. - Life of Brian 00:39
Crucifixion party.