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Now you listen here He's not the MessiahHe's a very naughty boy Now go away
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Life of Brian

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! Now, piss off!

Brian's mother:He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! Now, piss off!

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Now you listen here He's not the Messiah
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He's a very naughty boy Now go away
Available in 6 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
1,177
Timestamp in Movie
01:05:21
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
Handmade Films,Python (Monty) Pictures Limited

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Movie Summary

Born on the original Christmas in the stable next door to Jesus Christ, Brian of Nazareth spends his life being mistaken for a messiah.
No no Please Please please listenI've got one or two things to sayTell us Tell us both of themLook you've got it all wrongYou don't need to follow meYou don't need to follow anybodyYou've got to think for yourselvesYou're all individualsYes we're all - Life of Brian 00:55
No no Please Please please listenI've got one or two...
Yes we are all difterent - Life of Brian 00:16
Yes we are all difterent
Excuse me YesAre you a virgin I beg your pardonWell if it's not a personal question are you a virginIf it's not a personal questionHow much more personal can you getNow piss offShe is Yeah definitely - Life of Brian 00:24
Excuse me YesAre you a virgin I beg your pardonWell if...
You're fuckin' nicked me old beauty - Life of Brian 00:05
You're fuckin' nicked me old beauty
Let me come with you PontiusI may be of thome athistance if there is a thudden crithis - Life of Brian 00:09
Let me come with you PontiusI may be of thome athistance if...
Next? Crucifixion? - Yes. - Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each. Next? Crucifixi - Life of Brian 00:45
Next? Crucifixion? - Yes. - Good. Out of the door, line on...
Next CrucifixionYes GoodOut of the door line on the left one cross eachNext CrucifixionUh no freedom Mmm WhatUh freedom for me They said I hadn't done anythingso I could go free and live on an island somewhereOh Well that's jolly good Well off you go - Life of Brian 00:32
Next CrucifixionYes GoodOut of the door line on the left one...
People of "Jewusalem," "Wome" is your "fwiend." - Life of Brian 00:11
People of "Jewusalem," "Wome" is your...
To "pwove" our "fwiendship," it is "customawy" at this time... - Life of Brian 00:10
To "pwove" our "fwiendship," it is...
Whom would you have me "welease"? - Life of Brian 00:13
Whom would you have me "welease"?
Was it something I said? - Life of Brian 00:14
Was it something I said?
He wanks as high as any in Wome - Life of Brian 00:05
He wanks as high as any in Wome
Crucifixion party. - Life of Brian 00:39
Crucifixion party.
You lucky bastards! - Life of Brian 00:10
You lucky bastards!
Let me shoulder your burden, brother. - Life of Brian 00:15
Let me shoulder your burden, brother.
He had you there, mate, didn't he? - Life of Brian 00:57
He had you there, mate, didn't he?
- Get a move on, there! - Life of Brian 00:17
- Get a move on, there!
Are they gone? - Life of Brian 00:48
Are they gone?
I'll get you for this you bastard Oh yeahOh yeah Don't worry I never forget a face NoI warn you I'm gonna punch you so hard you Roman gitShut up you Jewish turdWho are you calling Jewish I'm not JewishI'm a Samaritan A SamaritanThis is supposed to be a - Life of Brian 00:22
I'll get you for this you bastard Oh yeahOh yeah...
It doesn't matter You're all gonna die in a day or twoIt may not matter to you Roman but it certainly matters to us doesn't it darlingOh rather Under the terms of the Roman occupancywe're entitled to be crucified in a purely Jewish area - Life of Brian 00:16
It doesn't matter You're all gonna die in a day or...