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Now take my case

Now take my case.They hung me up here five years ago. Every night, they take me down for20...

Life of Brian • 1979

Now take my case.They hung me up here five years ago. Every night, they take me down for20 minutes, then they hang me up again, which I regard as very fairin view of what I've done. And if nothing else, it'staught me to respect the Romans, and it's taught me that you'llnever get anywhere in this life... unless you're prepared to doa fair day's work for a fair day's Oh, shut up! - Here.- Pilate wants to see you. - Me?- Come on! Pilate? What's he wantto see me for? I think he wants to know which way upyou want to be crucified. Nice one, centurion. Like it. - Shut up!- Right, right. Terrific race, the Romans.Terrific!

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Now take my case They hung me up here five years ago

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Every night they take me down for 20 minutes then they hang me up again

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which I regard as very fair in view of what I've done

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And if nothing else it's taught me to respect the Romans

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and it's taught me that you'll never get anywhere in this life

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unless you're prepared to do a fair day's work for a fair day's

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Oh shut up

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Here Pilate wants to see you

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Me Come on

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Pilate What's he want to see me for

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I think he wants to know which way up you want to be crucified

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Nice one centurion Like it

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Shut up Right right

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Terrific race the Romans Terrific

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أنظر ألي علقوني هنا منذو خمس سنين

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ينزلوني كل ليله لمدة عشرون دقيقه

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ثم يعلقوني من جديد

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وهذا منصف جدا نظرا إلى ما فعلته

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وعلمني هذا أحترام الرومان

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وعلمني أنه لا يمكن تحقيق شيء في هذه الحياه

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ألا أن عملت بأنصاف يوميا لقاء

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أصمت

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يريد بيلاطوس رؤيتك أنا

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هيا بيلاطوس لم يريد أن يرأني

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أعتقد أنه يريد أن يعرف كيف يجب أن يكون صلبك

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جواب جيد ياقائد المئه أعجبتني أصمت

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صحيح صحيح

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عرق عظيم الرومان عظيم

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Je suis accroché ici depuis cinq ans

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Le soir ils me descendent vingt minutes

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et ils me rattachent

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C'est juste après ce que j'ai fait

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Et une chose est sûre ça m'a appris à respecter les Romains

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ça m'a appris qu'on n'arrive à rien dans la vie

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si on n'est pas prêt à s'échiner toute la journée pour

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La ferme

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Pilate veut te voir Moi

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Viens Pourquoi veut il me voir

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Il veut savoir dans quel sens tu veux être crucifié

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Très drôle centurion La ferme

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D'accord

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Quelle race formidable ces Romains Formidable

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Seit fünf Jahren lassen sie mich jeden Abend 20 Minuten runter

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Das ist nur gerecht angesichts meiner Taten

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Jedenfalls hat mich das Respekt vor den Römern gelehrt

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Ich weiß jetzt dass man's im Leben zu nichts bringt

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wenn man nicht hart arbeitet Halt die Klappe

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Pilatus will dich sprechen Los Warum will er mich sprechen

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Er will wissen wie du gekreuzigt werden willst

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Toller Witz Zenturio Super Halts Maul

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Einmaliges Volk die Römer Einmalig

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Возьми мой случай Они подвесили меня пять лет назад

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Каждую ночь они снимают меня на 20 минут затем вешают снова

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что очень справедливо ввиду того что я наделал

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И это как ничто иное научило меня уважать римлян

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и преподало мне что вы ничего не добьетесь в этой жизни

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если не будете готовы добросовестно выполнять свою работу изо дня в день

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Ох замолчи

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Пилат хочет видеть тебя

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Меня Вперед

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Пилат Зачем он хочет меня видеть

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Думаю он хочет узнать каким способом ты желаешь быть умерщвлен

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Есть прекрасный способ центурион Вроде этого

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Заткнись Хорошо хорошо

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Великий народ римляне Великий

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Yo por ejemplo Me colgaron hace 5 años

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Cada noche me bajan 20 minutos

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y vuelven a colgarme

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Lo que es justo dado lo que hice

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Y al menos me enseñó a respetar a los romanos

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y me enseñó que en esta vida no llegarás a nada

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salvo que estés dispuesto a trabajar honradamente para

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Cállate

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Pilato quiere verte A mí

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Vamos Para qué quiere verme

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Para saber en qué forma debes ser crucificado

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Muy gracioso centurión Cállate

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Está bien

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Fantástica raza los romanos Fantástica

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Duration

50 seconds

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Timestamp in Movie

00:37:24

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

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Handmade Films,Python (Monty) Pictures Limited

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Movie Summary

Born on the original Christmas in the stable next door to Jesus Christ, Brian of Nazareth spends his life being mistaken for a messiah.