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Life of Brian

One total catastrophe like this is just the beginning!

Reg:One total catastrophe like this is just the beginning!

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One total catastrophe like this
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is just the beginning
Available in 6 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
857
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:39
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
Handmade Films,Python (Monty) Pictures Limited

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Movie Summary

Born on the original Christmas in the stable next door to Jesus Christ, Brian of Nazareth spends his life being mistaken for a messiah.
Hello? Matthias? - Reg? - Go away. Reg, it's me, Brian. Get off! Get off out of it! - Stan! - Piss o - Life of Brian 00:26
Hello? Matthias? - Reg? - Go away. Reg, it's me, Brian....
Yea, verily at that time it is written in the book of Obadiah, a man shall strike his donkey and his nephew's donkey. - Life of Brian 00:40
Yea, verily at that time it is written in the book of...
Quiet Silly person - Life of Brian 00:04
Quiet Silly person
You know the penalty laid down by Roman lawfor harboring a known criminalNo CrucifixionOhNasty eh Could be worseWhat do you mean Could be worseWell you could be stabbedStabbed Takes a second Crucifixion lasts hoursIt's a slow horrible deathWell at least - Life of Brian 00:32
You know the penalty laid down by Roman lawfor harboring a...
No, sir. - Life of Brian 00:18
No, sir.
I'm sorry, Reg. - Life of Brian 00:20
I'm sorry, Reg.
My legs are old and bentMy ears are grizzled YesThere's one place we didn't look GuardsI'm just a poor old manMy nose is knackeredHave you ever seen anyone crucifiedCrucifixion's a doddleDon't keep saying thatFound this spoon sirWell done sergeantWe'll be - Life of Brian 00:38
My legs are old and bentMy ears are grizzled YesThere's...
Crucifixion's a doddleDon't keep saying that - Life of Brian 00:06
Crucifixion's a doddleDon't keep saying that
Found this spoon, sir. - Life of Brian 00:18
Found this spoon, sir.
Found this spoon, sir. - Life of Brian 00:11
Found this spoon, sir.
Open up! - Life of Brian 00:07
Open up!
- ln that time - The serpent, he shall strike you - Holes from every bitch you got germs from - Jumbo jets - Life of Brian 00:11
- ln that time - The serpent, he shall strike you - Holes...
Don't pass judgement on other peopleor you might get judged yourselfWhat I said don't pass judgement on other peopleor else you might get judged tooWho me YesThank you very much Not just you All of you - Life of Brian 00:19
Don't pass judgement on other peopleor you might get...
Now hear this Blessed are theyThree who convert their neighbor's assesFor they shall inhibit their girth RubbishAnd to them only shall be givento them onlyshall be givenWhat HmmShall be given what Oh nothingWhat were you going to say NothingYes you were - Life of Brian 00:44
Now hear this Blessed are theyThree who convert their...
Look! Oh! Oh! He has given us a sign. He has given us his shoe! The shoe is the sign. Let us follow - Life of Brian 00:58
Look! Oh! Oh! He has given us a sign. He has given us his...
Come back! - Life of Brian 00:15
Come back!
Master! Master! - Life of Brian 00:06
Master! Master!
Hey! ls there another way down? - Life of Brian 00:13
Hey! ls there another way down?
Hail Messiah I'm not the MessiahI say you are Lord and I should know I've followed a few - Life of Brian 00:09
Hail Messiah I'm not the MessiahI say you are Lord and...
I'm not the Messiah Will you please listenI'm not the Messiah Do you understand HonestlyOnly the true Messiah denies his divinityWhat Well what sort of chance does that give meAll right I am the MessiahHe is He is the MessiahNow fuck offHow shall we fuck - Life of Brian 00:36
I'm not the Messiah Will you please listenI'm not...