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Life of Brian

Open up! You haven't given ustime to hide

Open up! You haven't given ustime to hide

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You haven't given us time to hide
Available in 6 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
406
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:16
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
Handmade Films,Python (Monty) Pictures Limited

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Movie Summary

Born on the original Christmas in the stable next door to Jesus Christ, Brian of Nazareth spends his life being mistaken for a messiah.
- ln that time - The serpent, he shall strike you - Holes from every bitch you got germs from - Jumbo jets - Life of Brian 00:11
- ln that time - The serpent, he shall strike you - Holes...
Don't pass judgement on other peopleor you might get judged yourselfWhat I said don't pass judgement on other peopleor else you might get judged tooWho me YesThank you very much Not just you All of you - Life of Brian 00:19
Don't pass judgement on other peopleor you might get...
Now hear this Blessed are theyThree who convert their neighbor's assesFor they shall inhibit their girth RubbishAnd to them only shall be givento them onlyshall be givenWhat HmmShall be given what Oh nothingWhat were you going to say NothingYes you were - Life of Brian 00:44
Now hear this Blessed are theyThree who convert their...
Look! Oh! Oh! He has given us a sign. He has given us his shoe! The shoe is the sign. Let us follow - Life of Brian 00:58
Look! Oh! Oh! He has given us a sign. He has given us his...
Come back! - Life of Brian 00:15
Come back!
Master! Master! - Life of Brian 00:06
Master! Master!
Hey! ls there another way down? - Life of Brian 00:13
Hey! ls there another way down?
Hail Messiah I'm not the MessiahI say you are Lord and I should know I've followed a few - Life of Brian 00:09
Hail Messiah I'm not the MessiahI say you are Lord and...
I'm not the Messiah Will you please listenI'm not the Messiah Do you understand HonestlyOnly the true Messiah denies his divinityWhat Well what sort of chance does that give meAll right I am the MessiahHe is He is the MessiahNow fuck offHow shall we fuck - Life of Brian 00:36
I'm not the Messiah Will you please listenI'm not...
How shall we fuck off, O Lord? - Life of Brian 00:40
How shall we fuck off, O Lord?
I think they must have popped by for somethingPopped by Swarmed by more likeThere's a multitude out there - Life of Brian 00:10
I think they must have popped by for somethingPopped by...
The Messiah The Messiah Show us the MessiahThe who The MessiahThere's no messiah in hereThere's a mess all right but no messiah Now go away - Life of Brian 00:15
The Messiah The Messiah Show us the MessiahThe who The...
Now you listen here He's not the MessiahHe's a very naughty boy Now go away - Life of Brian 00:09
Now you listen here He's not the MessiahHe's a...
No no Please Please please listenI've got one or two things to sayTell us Tell us both of themLook you've got it all wrongYou don't need to follow meYou don't need to follow anybodyYou've got to think for yourselvesYou're all individualsYes we're all - Life of Brian 00:55
No no Please Please please listenI've got one or two...
Yes we are all difterent - Life of Brian 00:16
Yes we are all difterent
Excuse me YesAre you a virgin I beg your pardonWell if it's not a personal question are you a virginIf it's not a personal questionHow much more personal can you getNow piss offShe is Yeah definitely - Life of Brian 00:24
Excuse me YesAre you a virgin I beg your pardonWell if...
You're fuckin' nicked me old beauty - Life of Brian 00:05
You're fuckin' nicked me old beauty
Let me come with you PontiusI may be of thome athistance if there is a thudden crithis - Life of Brian 00:09
Let me come with you PontiusI may be of thome athistance if...
Next? Crucifixion? - Yes. - Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each. Next? Crucifixi - Life of Brian 00:45
Next? Crucifixion? - Yes. - Good. Out of the door, line on...
Next CrucifixionYes GoodOut of the door line on the left one cross eachNext CrucifixionUh no freedom Mmm WhatUh freedom for me They said I hadn't done anythingso I could go free and live on an island somewhereOh Well that's jolly good Well off you go - Life of Brian 00:32
Next CrucifixionYes GoodOut of the door line on the left one...