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Life of Brian

Shut up!

Shut up!

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Shut up
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Duration
5 seconds
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86
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:07
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
Handmade Films,Python (Monty) Pictures Limited

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Movie Summary

Born on the original Christmas in the stable next door to Jesus Christ, Brian of Nazareth spends his life being mistaken for a messiah.
And he started to shave And have one off the wrist And want to see girls And go out and get pissed A man called Brian This man called Brian The man they called Brian This man called Bri - Aah! - Life of Brian 00:46
And he started to shave And have one off the wrist And want...
Don't pick your noseI wasn't picking my nose I was scratchingYou was picking it while you was talking to that ladyI wasn't Leave it alone Give it a restDo you mind I can't hear a word he's sayingDon't you do you mind me I was talking to my husbandWell go - Life of Brian 01:09
Don't pick your noseI wasn't picking my nose I was...
I think it was Blessed are the cheese makersWhat's so special about the cheese makersWell obviously it's not meant to be taken literallyIt refers to any manufacturers of dairy products - Life of Brian 00:13
I think it was Blessed are the cheese makersWhat's so...
Blessed are the meek Oh that's nice isn't itI'm glad they're getting something 'cause they have a hell of a time - Life of Brian 00:08
Blessed are the meek Oh that's nice isn't...
Listen I'm only telling the truth You have got a very big noseHey your nose gonna be three foot wide across your face when I'm finished - Life of Brian 00:11
Listen I'm only telling the truth You have got a very...
Well what Jesus fails to appreciate is it's the meek who are the problem - Life of Brian 00:07
Well what Jesus fails to appreciate is it's the meek...
Oh I hate wearing these beardsWhy aren't women allowed to go to stonings MumIt's written that's whyBeard madame - Life of Brian 00:12
Oh I hate wearing these beardsWhy aren't women allowed...
And all I said to my wife wasThat piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah - Life of Brian 00:07
And all I said to my wife wasThat piece of halibut was good...
Very well. - Life of Brian 01:02
Very well.
Look I don't think it ought to be blasphemy just saying JehovahYou're only making it worse for yourselfMaking it worse How could it be worseJehovah Jehovah JehovahI'm warning you if you say Jehovah once moreRight Who threw thatCome on Who threw thatHim - Life of Brian 00:55
Look I don't think it ought to be blasphemy just saying...
Stop! Will you stop that? Stop it! Now, look! No one is to stone anyone... until I blow this whistle - Life of Brian 00:19
Stop! Will you stop that? Stop it! Now, look! No one is to...
- Have I got a big nose, Mum? - Life of Brian 00:57
- Have I got a big nose, Mum?
Bless you sir Alms for the poorAlms for a leper Alms for an exleper - Life of Brian 00:08
Bless you sir Alms for the poorAlms for a leper Alms for an...
- All right. - Life of Brian 00:58
- All right.
Well why don't you go and tell him that you want to be a leper againI could do that sir Yeah I could do that I supposeI was gonna ask him if he'd make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the weekYou know something beggable but not leprosy which - Life of Brian 00:22
Well why don't you go and tell him that you want to be...
Half a denary Me bloody life storyThere's no pleasing some peopleThat's just what Jesus said sir - Life of Brian 00:10
Half a denary Me bloody life storyThere's no pleasing...
Well I suppose I should've told you a long time agoWhat Well Brianyour father isn't Mr CohenWell I never thought he was None of your cheekHe was a Roman BrianHe was a centurion in the Roman armyYou mean you were raped Well at first yes - Life of Brian 00:24
Well I suppose I should've told you a long time agoWhat...
I'm not a Roman Mum And I never will beI'm a kike a Yid a hebe a hooknoseI'm kosher Mum I'm a Red Sea pedestrian and proud of it - Life of Brian 00:13
I'm not a Roman Mum And I never will beI'm a kike...
Sex, sex, sex. - Life of Brian 00:09
Sex, sex, sex.
Why are you always on about women StanI want to be oneWhat I want to be a womanFrom now on I want you all to call me LorettaWhat It's my right as a manWell why do you want to be Loretta StanI want to have babiesYou want to have babiesIt's every man's - Life of Brian 00:42
Why are you always on about women StanI want to be oneWhat I...