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Reg:They've bled us white, the bastards! They've taken everything we ever had! And not just from us, but from our fathers, And from our father's fathers!Stan:And from our father's father's fathers.Reg:Right.Stan:And from our father's father's father's fathers.Reg:Alright Stan, don't labour the point. And what have they ever given us in return?Revolutionary #1:...The aquaduct?Reg:What?Revolutionary #1:The aquaduct.Reg:Oh. Yeah, yeah they did give us that. That's true, yeah.Revolutionary #2:And, uh, sanitation.Stan:Oh yeah, the sanitation, Reg. Remember what the city USED to be like.Reg:Alright, I'll grant you the aquaduct and the sanitation. The two things the Romans HAVE done.Matthias:And the roads!Reg:Yeah, well obviously the roads! I mean, the roads go without saying, don't they? But APART from sanitation, the aquaducts and the roads...Revolutionary #3:Irrigation?Revolutionary #1:Medicine.Revolutionary #5:Education?Reg:Yeah, Alright, fair enough...Revolutionary #5:And the wine!Francis:Yeah! Yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Reg, if the Romans left.Revolutionary #6:Public baths.Stan:And it's safe to walk in the streets at night now, Reg.Francis:Yeah, they certainly know how to keep order. Let's face it -- they're the only ones who COULD in a place like this.Reg:Alright, But APART from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health... what have the Romans ever done for us?Revolutionary #1:...Brought peace.Reg:Oh, peace! Shut up!
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They bled us white the bastards They've taken everything we had
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And not just from us From our fathers and from our fathers' fathers
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And from our fathers' fathers' fathers Yeah
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And from our fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers Don't labor the point
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And what have they ever given us in return
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The aqueduct What
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The aqueduct
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Oh yeah yeah They did give us that
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And the sanitation
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Oh yeah the sanitation Reg Remember what the city used to be like
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Yeah I'll grant you the aqueduct and sanitation are two things the Romans have done
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And the roads Well obviously the roads
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I mean the roads go without saying don't they
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But apart from the sanitation the aqueduct and the roads
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lrrigation Medicine
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Education Yeah all right Fair enough
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And the wine
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Yeah that's something we'd really miss Reg if the Romans left
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Public baths And it's safe to walk in the streets at night
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Yeah they certainly keep order They're the only ones who could in a place like this
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All right but apart from the sanitation the medicine
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education wine public order irrigation roads
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the fresh water system and public health
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what have the Romans ever done for us
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Brought peace Oh peace Shut up
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Movie Summary
Born on the original Christmas in the stable next door to Jesus Christ, Brian of Nazareth spends his life being mistaken for a messiah.
