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Why are you always on about women StanI want to be oneWhat I want to be a womanFrom now on I want you all to call me LorettaWhat It's my right as a manWell why do you want to be Loretta StanI want to

I'm not oppressing you, Stan! You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate?...

Life of Brian • 1979

Francis:Why are you always on about women, Stan?Stan:I want to be one.Reg:What?Stan:I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.Reg:What?Stan:It's my right as a man.Judith:Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?Stan:I want to have babies.Reg:You want to have babies?Stan:It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.Reg:But... you can't have babies!Stan:Don't you oppress me!Reg:I'm not oppressing you, Stan! You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?Stan

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Why are you always on about women Stan

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I want to be one

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What I want to be a woman

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From now on I want you all to call me Loretta

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What It's my right as a man

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Well why do you want to be Loretta Stan

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I want to have babies

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You want to have babies

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It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them

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But you can't have babies Don't you oppress me

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I'm not oppressing you You haven't got a womb

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Where is the fetus gonna gestate

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You're gonna keep it in a box

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ل م تتكلم دائما عن النساء ستان

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أريد أن أكون أمراه

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ماذا

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أريد أن أكون أمراه

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من الان وصاعدا أريد أن تنادوني لوريتا

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ماذا هذا حقي كرجل

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ل م تريد أن تصبح لوريتا ستان

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أريد أنجاب الأطفال

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تريد أنجاب الأطفال

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يحق لكل رجل أن ينجب الأطفال أن أراد

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لكن لا يمكنك أنجاب الاطفال لا تقمعني

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لست أقمعك ستان ليس لديك رحم

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أين سينمو الجنين هل ستضعه في علبه

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Les femmes ont aussi leur mot à dire

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Pourquoi tu ne parles que des femmes

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Je veux être une femme

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Quoi

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Je veux être une femme

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Désormais je veux que vous m'appeliez Loretta

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Quoi C'est mon droit en tant qu'homme

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Pourquoi tu veux t'appeler Loretta Stan

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Je veux faire des enfants

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Faire des enfants

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Un homme a le droit de faire des enfants

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Mais tu ne peux pas Ne m'opprime pas

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Je ne t'opprime pas Tu n'as pas d'utérus

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Où le fœtus va t il se développer Dans une boîte

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Was hast du immer mit den Frauen Ich möchte eine sein

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Wie bitte

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Ich will eine Frau sein Sagt von jetzt an Loretta zu mir

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Das ist mein Recht als Mann Warum willst du Loretta sein Stan

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Ich will Kinder kriegen Du willst Kinder kriegen

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Jeder hat das Recht dazu Du kannst keine Kinder kriegen

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Unterdrück mich nicht Stan du hast keine Gebärmutter

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Wo soll der Fötus denn wachsen In einer Schachtel

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Женщины имеют полное право играть роль в нашем движении

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Что ты все время о женщинах Стэн

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Я хочу быть одной из них

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Что Я хочу быть женщиной

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Я хочу чтобы с этого момента вы все звали меня Лоретта

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Что Это мое мужское право

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Почему ты хочешь быть Лореттой Стэн

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Я хочу иметь детей

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Ты хочешь иметь детей

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Право каждого человека иметь детей если он этого хочет

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Но ты не можешь иметь детей Не огорчай меня

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Я не огорчаю тебя Но у тебя нет матки

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Где ты собираешься вынашивать зародыш

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Ты будешь держать его в коробке

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Por qué insistes con ellas

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Quiero ser una

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Qué

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Quiero ser mujer

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Desde ahora quiero que me llamen Loretta

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Qué Es mi derecho como hombre

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Por qué quieres ser Loretta Stan

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Quiero tener bebés

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Quieres tener bebés

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Es un derecho de todo hombre

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No puedes tener bebés No me oprimas

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No te oprimo No tienes útero

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Dónde se gestará el feto En una caja

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Duration

42 seconds

Views

1,110

Timestamp in Movie

00:19:30

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

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Production

Handmade Films,Python (Monty) Pictures Limited

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Movie Summary

Born on the original Christmas in the stable next door to Jesus Christ, Brian of Nazareth spends his life being mistaken for a messiah.

Actors

Judith

Sue Jones-Davies

Wise Man #1