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Life of Brian

You lucky bastards! You lucky, jammy bastards!

You lucky bastards! You lucky, jammy bastards!

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You lucky bastards
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You lucky jammy bastards
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Duration
10 seconds
Views
324
Timestamp in Movie
01:20:03
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
Handmade Films,Python (Monty) Pictures Limited

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Movie Summary

Born on the original Christmas in the stable next door to Jesus Christ, Brian of Nazareth spends his life being mistaken for a messiah.
Let me shoulder your burden, brother. - Life of Brian 00:15
Let me shoulder your burden, brother.
He had you there, mate, didn't he? - Life of Brian 00:57
He had you there, mate, didn't he?
- Get a move on, there! - Life of Brian 00:17
- Get a move on, there!
Are they gone? - Life of Brian 00:48
Are they gone?
I'll get you for this you bastard Oh yeahOh yeah Don't worry I never forget a face NoI warn you I'm gonna punch you so hard you Roman gitShut up you Jewish turdWho are you calling Jewish I'm not JewishI'm a Samaritan A SamaritanThis is supposed to be a - Life of Brian 00:22
I'll get you for this you bastard Oh yeahOh yeah...
It doesn't matter You're all gonna die in a day or twoIt may not matter to you Roman but it certainly matters to us doesn't it darlingOh rather Under the terms of the Roman occupancywe're entitled to be crucified in a purely Jewish area - Life of Brian 00:16
It doesn't matter You're all gonna die in a day or...
See? Not so bad, once you're up. You being rescued, then, are you? It's a bit late for that now, isn - Life of Brian 00:24
See? Not so bad, once you're up. You being rescued,...
Hello Sibling Brian Thank God you've come RegWell I think I should point out first Brian in all fairness we are not the rescue committeeHowever I have been asked to read the following prepared statementon behalf of the movementWe the People's Front of - Life of Brian 00:57
Hello Sibling Brian Thank God you've come RegWell I...
You bastards You sanctimonious bastards Where is Brian of NazarethI have an order for his release You stupid bastardsUh I'm Brian of Nazareth WhatYeah Ill'm Brian of Nazareth Take him downI'm Brian of Nazareth I'm BrianI'm Brian I'm BrianI'm Brian I'm - Life of Brian 00:46
You bastards You sanctimonious bastards Where is Brian of...
The Judean People's Front! - Life of Brian 00:20
The Judean People's Front!
The Judean People's Front! - Life of Brian 00:11
The Judean People's Front!
- Come on! - Life of Brian 00:08
- Come on!
We are the Judean People's Front Crack Suicide SquadSuicide Squad attackThat showed them - Life of Brian 00:22
We are the Judean People's Front Crack Suicide...
That showed them. - Life of Brian 00:28
That showed them.
You silly sods - Life of Brian 00:06
You silly sods
So there you are! - Life of Brian 00:30
So there you are!
Mum I don't know what the world's coming to - Life of Brian 00:51
Mum I don't know what the world's coming to
Cheer up, Brian. - Life of Brian 00:33
Cheer up, Brian.
Always look on the light side of life lf life seems jolly rotten there's something you've forgotten And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing When you're feeling in the dumps Don't be silly chumps Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing - Life of Brian 00:31
Always look on the light side of life lf life seems jolly...
Always look on the bright side of life For life is quite absurd And death's the final word You must always face the curtain with a bow Forget about your sin Give the audience a grin Enjoy it, it's your last chance anyhow So always look on the bright side - Life of Brian 00:31
Always look on the bright side of life For life is quite...