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"Lilo & Stitch" quotes

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A young and parentless girl adopts a 'dog' from the local pound, completely unaware that it's supposedly a dangerous scientific experiment that's taken refuge on Earth and is now hiding from its creator and those who see it as a mena

Director: Dean DeBlois, Chris Sanders
Writer: Chris Sanders, Dean DeBlois
Production: N/A
Year: 2002
MetaScore: 73/100
ImdbRating: 7.3
BoxOffice: $145,794,338
Released: 21 Jun 2002
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 11 wins & 27 nominations total
Nice to meet you - Lilo & Stitch 02:19 Nice to meet you Place that idiot scientist under arrest - Lilo & Stitch 00:22 Place that idiot scientist under arrest Read the charges - Lilo & Stitch 01:09 Read the charges The council has sentenced you to exile on a desert asteroid - Lilo & Stitch 00:40 The council has sentenced you to exile on a desert asteroid What is that monstrosity - Lilo & Stitch 01:11 What is that monstrosity Would  you  send for his extraction - Lilo & Stitch 00:42 Would you send for his extraction Can we not simply destroy the island - Lilo & Stitch 00:58 Can we not simply destroy the island Hold everything - Lilo & Stitch 00:39 Hold everything I'm sure this comes as no surprise to you - Lilo & Stitch 00:46 I'm sure this comes as no surprise to you Why are you all wet - Lilo & Stitch 00:49 Why are you all wet You're the cause of all this - Lilo & Stitch 00:56 You're the cause of all this 'Ohana  means  family - Lilo & Stitch 00:34 'Ohana means family Also cute and fluffy - Lilo & Stitch 00:08 Also cute and fluffy My dog found the chainsaw - Lilo & Stitch 00:09 My dog found the chainsaw You wreck everything you touch - Lilo & Stitch 00:51 You wreck everything you touch Did you lose your job because of Stitch and me - Lilo & Stitch 00:13 Did you lose your job because of Stitch and me And punched you in the face - Lilo & Stitch 00:08 And punched you in the face You are so finished when I get in there - Lilo & Stitch 00:25 You are so finished when I get in there His destructive programming is taking effect - Lilo & Stitch 00:18 His destructive programming is taking effect I got a new dog - Lilo & Stitch 00:11 I got a new dog I have to make a wish - Lilo & Stitch 00:30 I have to make a wish Saved the planet once - Lilo & Stitch 00:13 Saved the planet once Merry Christmas - Lilo & Stitch 00:26 Merry Christmas And they went for a drive - Lilo & Stitch 00:21 And they went for a drive She likes your butt and fancy hair - Lilo & Stitch 00:13 She likes your butt and fancy hair We're a broken family - Lilo & Stitch 00:36 We're a broken family This is your badness level - Lilo & Stitch 00:14 This is your badness level I'm lost - Lilo & Stitch 00:06 I'm lost Don't interact with her - Lilo & Stitch 00:55 Don't interact with her Something that won't die - Lilo & Stitch 00:16 Something that won't die Give us a sign you understand any of this - Lilo & Stitch 00:36 Give us a sign you understand any of this Our family's little now - Lilo & Stitch 00:18 Our family's little now You don't have one - Lilo & Stitch 00:36 You don't have one What's the big deal - Lilo & Stitch 00:21 What's the big deal I bought Stitch at the shelter - Lilo & Stitch 00:28 I bought Stitch at the shelter Did you catch fire again - Lilo & Stitch 00:08 Did you catch fire again I'll tell you what - Lilo & Stitch 00:22 I'll tell you what You are such a pain - Lilo & Stitch 00:26 You are such a pain What about  ohana - Lilo & Stitch 00:37 What about ohana Why didn't you wait at school - Lilo & Stitch 00:18 Why didn't you wait at school I don't like the ocean - Lilo & Stitch 00:24 I don't like the ocean Please go about your business - Lilo & Stitch 00:18 Please go about your business Nobody gets left behind - Lilo & Stitch 00:08 Nobody gets left behind That's from my blue period - Lilo & Stitch 00:10 That's from my blue period Are there any animals in here - Lilo & Stitch 00:13 Are there any animals in here 626 was designed to be a monster - Lilo & Stitch 00:26 626 was designed to be a monster I need someone to be my friend - Lilo & Stitch 00:18 I need someone to be my friend After all you put me through - Lilo & Stitch 00:16 After all you put me through Abomination - Lilo & Stitch 00:05 Abomination Don't leave me okay - Lilo & Stitch 00:05 Don't leave me okay What are you doing - Lilo & Stitch 00:15 What are you doing I was hoping to add theft - Lilo & Stitch 00:10 I was hoping to add theft My friends need to be punished - Lilo & Stitch 00:05 My friends need to be punished Heard you lost your job - Lilo & Stitch 00:52 Heard you lost your job It's nice to live on an island with no large cities - Lilo & Stitch 00:13 It's nice to live on an island with no large cities All of our dogs are adoptable - Lilo & Stitch 00:18 All of our dogs are adoptable So you're from outer space - Lilo & Stitch 00:09 So you're from outer space Don't think he's on the ship anymore - Lilo & Stitch 00:11 Don't think he's on the ship anymore I know you had something to do with this - Lilo & Stitch 00:14 I know you had something to do with this A mosquito has chosen me as her perch - Lilo & Stitch 00:27 A mosquito has chosen me as her perch I think it might be a koala - Lilo & Stitch 00:16 I think it might be a koala Elvis Presley was a model citizen - Lilo & Stitch 00:15 Elvis Presley was a model citizen Stitch is troubled - Lilo & Stitch 00:06 Stitch is troubled Take note of this - Lilo & Stitch 00:43 Take note of this Leave me alone to diiiiie - Lilo & Stitch 00:04 Leave me alone to diiiiie Blue punch buggy - Lilo & Stitch 00:08 Blue punch buggy You have to think of a name for him - Lilo & Stitch 00:16 You have to think of a name for him Camping out with a convicted criminal - Lilo & Stitch 00:12 Camping out with a convicted criminal The  stupidhead - Lilo & Stitch 00:34 The stupidhead You smell like a lawn mower - Lilo & Stitch 00:07 You smell like a lawn mower One of them had a giant eye in the middle of his face - Lilo & Stitch 00:35 One of them had a giant eye in the middle of his face I may not be a doctor - Lilo & Stitch 00:14 I may not be a doctor I have just determined the situation to be far too hazardous - Lilo & Stitch 00:22 I have just determined the situation to be far too hazardous You are all mine - Lilo & Stitch 00:16 You are all mine Is all part of plan - Lilo & Stitch 00:09 Is all part of plan Hiding behind your little friend won't work anymore - Lilo & Stitch 00:14 Hiding behind your little friend won't work anymore My little one eyed one - Lilo & Stitch 00:12 My little one eyed one Does this look infected to you - Lilo & Stitch 00:29 Does this look infected to you You're loose in the house all the time and I sleep just fine - Lilo & Stitch 00:09 You're loose in the house all the time and I sleep just... His name is Stitch - Lilo & Stitch 00:14 His name is Stitch My camera's full again - Lilo & Stitch 00:09 My camera's full again Does this look infected to you - Lilo & Stitch 00:05 Does this look infected to you Now we do it  my  way - Lilo & Stitch 00:09 Now we do it my way That girl is part of the mosquito food chain - Lilo & Stitch 00:09 That girl is part of the mosquito food chain All your washing is up - Lilo & Stitch 00:10 All your washing is up We cannot be seen - Lilo & Stitch 00:06 We cannot be seen Some lolo must have stuffed us in the barrel - Lilo & Stitch 00:10 Some lolo must have stuffed us in the barrel What about military forces just landing there - Lilo & Stitch 00:21 What about military forces just landing there I need to take Lilo home now - Lilo & Stitch 00:11 I need to take Lilo home now

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