You could be Mrs Calvero, in name only of course. Won't it inconvenience you? Not at all!...

Calvero: You could be Mrs Calvero, in name only of course. Terry: Won't it inconvenience you? Calvero: Not at all! I've had five wives, one more or less won't make any difference! And I've reached the point where a relationship can be maintained on the most platonic level.

but you're welcome to it, if you can put up with being Mrs. Calvero. In name only! It won't inconvenience you? Not at all. I've had five wives already. One more or less makes no difference. Moreover, I've arrived at the age where platonic friendship can be sustained on the highest moral plane. Now let me see, your mother was a dressmaker and your father a lord? The fourth son of a lord. That's quite different. How is it he married your mother? She was one of the family housemaids. Sounds like a novelette. - Did he have any money? - No, the family cut him off. So your sister's the only one living? Yes, and she's in South America. Tell me, was it just ill health that made you do what you did?