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Linoleum

When the host of a failing children's science show endeavors to achieve his childhood dream of becoming an astronaut by constructing a rocket ship in his garage, a series of bizarre events occur that cause him to question his own ...

Director

Colin West

Year

Genre

Box Office

$87,786

Production

Brain Scratch Productions,Storm City Films,Sub_Sequential Pictures

Awards

3 wins & 6 nominations total

Homepage

https://www.linoleummovie.com/

Cameron

Erin

Nora

Sam

Sam

Patrick Gaffigan

Sam

Willoughby Pyle

Sam

Levi James Chapin

Sam

William J. Tully

Sam

Desmond Joseph Conrad-Fern

Dr. Fuller

Darcy

Marc

Shonda

Tony

Michael Ian Black

Mysterious Woman

Elisabeth Henry

FAA Agent

Additional FAA Agent

Police Officer

Linda

Mac

Roger Hendricks Simon

Dr. Alvin

Francoise

Elliot Frances Flynn

Eugenia

Identical Neighbor

Julie Chateauvert

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You're the one who's gonna be
in the rocket, right? - Linoleum

You're the one who's gonna be in the rocket, right...

You have about two weeks
before she retires, - Linoleum

You have about two weeks before she retires,

- Congratulations.
- Thank you. - Linoleum

- Congratulations. - Thank you.

I gotta make sure
this thing doesn't blow up - Linoleum

I gotta make sure this thing doesn't blow up

This sucker is gonna prove
to the world - Linoleum

This sucker is gonna prove to the world

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, - Linoleum

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen,

- No.
- But we are looking - Linoleum

- No. - But we are looking

♪ Duh, duh, duh,
duh, duh, duh ♪ - Linoleum

♪ Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh ♪

- Three, two, one. - Linoleum

- Three, two, one.

Uh, h-hold this. - Linoleum

Uh, h-hold this.

- The universe is factual. - Linoleum

- The universe is factual.

It's objective, study-able,
and concrete. - Linoleum

It's objective, study-able, and concrete.

It has no emotions
and no feelings. - Linoleum

It has no emotions and no feelings.

The universe is rational. - Linoleum

The universe is rational.

So come explore science - Linoleum

So come explore science

What is an experiment? - Linoleum

What is an experiment?

An experiment
is a procedure carried out - Linoleum

An experiment is a procedure carried out

Experiments provide insight
into cause and effect - Linoleum

Experiments provide insight into cause and effect

I just- - Linoleum

You know, I think I was hoping
to transition into something - Linoleum

You know, I think I was hoping to transition into something

And I don't even know
where I'm gonna be living - Linoleum

And I don't even know where I'm gonna be living

People wait their whole lives
for an opportunity like this. - Linoleum

People wait their whole lives for an opportunity like this.

I mean, I think he should know
before I commit- - Linoleum

I mean, I think he should know before I commit-

Usually, people use a door
for that kind of thing. - Linoleum

Usually, people use a door for that kind of thing.

- I, uh, take it the test
didn't go so well, huh? - Linoleum

- I, uh, take it the test didn't go so well, huh?

Liquid oxygen froze
around the intake valve, - Linoleum

Liquid oxygen froze around the intake valve,

At Cornell, - Linoleum

Now I'm stuck
building a DIY rocket - Linoleum

Now I'm stuck building a DIY rocket

Is that what I'm supposed
to be doing? - Linoleum

Is that what I'm supposed to be doing?

Einstein came up
with the Theory of Relativity - Linoleum

Einstein came up with the Theory of Relativity

A failed children's
television show... - Linoleum

A failed children's television show...

And a rocket
that didn't lift off. - Linoleum

And a rocket that didn't lift off.

It's kind of poetic, really. - Linoleum

It's kind of poetic, really.

Heed this warning:
do not grow old. - Linoleum

Heed this warning: do not grow old.

- Hey, it's that woman again. - Linoleum

- Hey, it's that woman again.

- Entropy, - Linoleum

Believe it or not, over time, - Linoleum

Believe it or not, over time,

The natural state
of the universe - Linoleum

The natural state of the universe

- What are you doing awake?
- We can try to organize - Linoleum

- What are you doing awake? - We can try to organize

- Oh, hey. - Linoleum

"Darcy Penzone is having
a Halloween party." - Linoleum

"Darcy Penzone is having a Halloween party."

- I mean, y-
kind of, yeah, I guess. - Linoleum

- I mean, y- kind of, yeah, I guess.

- Oh, I thought
I wasn't your type. - Linoleum

- Oh, I thought I wasn't your type.

- No, I'm jealous
because she invited you - Linoleum

- No, I'm jealous because she invited you

- I mean, no judgment.
Just asking. - Linoleum

- I mean, no judgment. Just asking.

- I've never, uh-
I've never actually been - Linoleum

- I've never, uh- I've never actually been

- So...have you been
with a girl before? - Linoleum

- So...have you been with a girl before?

- I made out with this girl
from Redding my freshman year. - Linoleum

- I made out with this girl from Redding my freshman year.

Um, but it was like, - Linoleum

Um, but it was like,

- I mean,
what did you expect, though, - Linoleum

- I mean, what did you expect, though,

- I figured it would be a no, - Linoleum

- I figured it would be a no,

People wanna put you
in a box, you know, - Linoleum

People wanna put you in a box, you know,

Like, I've tried
to do that too, but, um, - Linoleum

Like, I've tried to do that too, but, um,

I just, um- - Linoleum

Like, I don't even know
if I have a preference. - Linoleum

Like, I don't even know if I have a preference.

Still figuring it out
or whatever. - Linoleum

Still figuring it out or whatever.

Well, I mean, I like to wear
girls' underwear sometimes. - Linoleum

Well, I mean, I like to wear girls' underwear sometimes...

So, see,
nothing is really that simple. - Linoleum

So, see, nothing is really that simple.

Plus, if it helps, I've never
been with anyone before. - Linoleum

Plus, if it helps, I've never been with anyone before.

So there's that. - Linoleum

So there's that.

Because you're... - Linoleum

Because you're...

- A bona fide compliment
from the bisexual in the room. - Linoleum

- A bona fide compliment from the bisexual in the room.

I guess you're right then.
It's just, uh- - Linoleum

I guess you're right then. It's just, uh-

Simply put, - Linoleum

It's all up here, right,
in the mind? - Linoleum

It's all up here, right, in the mind?

So-
- Cheers - Linoleum

May it always be fantastic. - Linoleum

May it always be fantastic.

There's no way
I'm spending my- - Linoleum

There's no way I'm spending my-

A, um- - Linoleum

- A more fantastic
Halloween party. - Linoleum

- A more fantastic Halloween party.

No one's gonna go
to your dykey party - Linoleum

No one's gonna go to your dykey party

- I was building- - Linoleum

- I was building-

- Look, I'll fix it all back.
It's- - Linoleum

- Look, I'll fix it all back. It's-

- I-I don't- - Linoleum

I got a job offer
at the Wright-Patterson, - Linoleum

I got a job offer at the Wright-Patterson,

But I can't - Linoleum

- This is the second law
of thermodynamics, - Linoleum

- This is the second law of thermodynamics,

Why are we learning
about science?" - Linoleum

Why are we learning about science?"

It is essential - Linoleum

It is essential

But it's not as easy
to predict - Linoleum

But it's not as easy to predict

- Yeah, well, - Linoleum

- I don't even know
where to start. - Linoleum

- I don't even know where to start.

This is going to be
on your permanent record, - Linoleum

This is going to be on your permanent record,

For Christ's sakes, - Linoleum

For Christ's sakes,

I-I am trying to understand
what has gotten into you. - Linoleum

I-I am trying to understand what has gotten into you.

- You don't even know him,
and no, - Linoleum

- You don't even know him, and no,

Is it the new boy - Linoleum

Is it the new boy

Then I'm sure his father
is actually upset with him. - Linoleum

Then I'm sure his father is actually upset with him.

- No, I'll do whatever I want.
- I am not going to permit you - Linoleum

- No, I'll do whatever I want. - I am not going to perm...

- Apparently,
I'm the only one in this car - Linoleum

- Apparently, I'm the only one in this car

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When the host of a failing children's science show endeavors to achieve his childhood dream of becoming an astronaut by constructing a rocket ship in his garage, a series of bizarre events occur that cause him to question his own ...

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Director: Colin West

Writer: Colin West

Production: Brain Scratch Productions,Storm City Films,Sub_Sequential Pictures

Genre: drama, sci-fi

Year: 2023

MetaScore: 80/100

ImdbRating: 6.5

BoxOffice: $87,786

Released: 24 Jun 2023

Awards: 3 wins & 6 nominations total

Homepage: https://www.linoleummovie.com/