Fine! Ever heard of Certs?

Billy Heywood:

[after Scales was called out at first base during a home game against the Rangers]
What? Mickey Scales:
Come on, blue! He didn't touch me, blue! That's brutal, my momma could make that call blue, come on! Billy Heywood:
[to the first-base umpire, after the first-base coach gets Scales out of the way]
He missed the tag! He missed the tag! Major League Umpire:
and what are you, Bob Uecker? Billy Heywood:
That was a lousy call, you were out of position. Major League Umpire:
I saqw what I saw, so go sit down. Billy Heywood:
No, I'm not gonna sit down, because you're a big dork. Major League Umpire:
Oh yeah? Well, you're a little squirt with a big mouth, so why don't you get outta my face before I get mad? Billy Heywood:
Come on, get mad! Pop a vein, you ugly, big [prolonged air horn sound, while Palmeiro's eyes get big] Billy Heywood:
... blind, seeing-eye dog. Major League Umpire:
You're outta here, Heywood! Billy Heywood:
[while kicking dirt on the umpire]
Yeah, that's right. Throw me out you big, fat [prolonged air horn] Billy Heywood:
... and you're blind as a bat! Major League Umpire:
Get outta here! Billy Heywood:
Fine! Ever heard of Certs?