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"Little Fockers" quotes

Little Fockers poster
Family-patriarch Jack Byrnes wants to appoint a successor. Does his son-in-law, the male nurse Greg Focker, have what it takes?

Director: Paul Weitz
Writer: John Hamburg, Larry Stuckey, Greg Glienna
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2010
MetaScore: 27/100
ImdbRating: 5.5
BoxOffice: $148,438,600
Released: 22 Dec 2010
Awards: 3 wins & 5 nominations

83 video clips

Roz FockerBernie FockerGreg FockerKevin RawleyJack ByrnesPam FockerSamantha FockerPrudenceDr. BobEmtAndi GarciaHenry Focker
What the hell - Little Fockers 00:30 What the hell Everything's fine - Little Fockers 00:36 Everything's fine Are you still physically attracted to my daughter Greg - Little Fockers 00:27 Are you still physically attracted to my daughter Greg You picked a hell of a time to go through man opause - Little Fockers 00:40 You picked a hell of a time to go through man opause What are you even doing here Kevin - Little Fockers 00:13 What are you even doing here Kevin You're not going to erase my son's memory - Little Fockers 00:12 You're not going to erase my son's memory Wow you told me she sold boner medicine Greg - Little Fockers 00:06 Wow you told me she sold boner medicine Greg You're done I'm getting off the wheel - Little Fockers 00:15 You're done I'm getting off the wheel My two cents The way to deal with Jack - Little Fockers 00:09 My two cents The way to deal with Jack But what about Mommy and Daddy - Little Fockers 00:34 But what about Mommy and Daddy Focker there is no way I'm going to an ER room with this thing - Little Fockers 00:09 Focker there is no way I'm going to an ER room with... Okay I get it Greg I screwed up - Little Fockers 00:52 Okay I get it Greg I screwed up If I go down Greg I need to know someone will be responsible - Little Fockers 00:17 If I go down Greg I need to know someone will be responsible No I mean I'm not gay myself but if I were gay - Little Fockers 00:12 No I mean I'm not gay myself but if I were gay Look it's natural to get a little tempted - Little Fockers 00:21 Look it's natural to get a little tempted Dr Bob - Little Fockers 00:07 Dr Bob No He's not a doctor - Little Fockers 00:08 No He's not a doctor Greg he's not responding to my treatment - Little Fockers 00:08 Greg he's not responding to my treatment So I'll be watching you watching me - Little Fockers 00:09 So I'll be watching you watching me Focker - Little Fockers 00:12 Focker You kids want to pick your nose and flick your boogers do it - Little Fockers 00:08 You kids want to pick your nose and flick your boogers do it Belly flop - Little Fockers 00:04 Belly flop No it's actually considered the Harvard of kindergartens - Little Fockers 00:09 No it's actually considered the Harvard of... As an early Hanukkah present - Little Fockers 00:09 As an early Hanukkah present Could you and Dad keep it down please - Little Fockers 00:05 Could you and Dad keep it down please Sam might be three quarters Byrnes - Little Fockers 00:08 Sam might be three quarters Byrnes If you want to sell a drug like Sustengo you have to make it personal - Little Fockers 00:13 If you want to sell a drug like Sustengo you have to make it... Can a girl poop from her vagina - Little Fockers 00:05 Can a girl poop from her vagina We've had this date since the beginning Greg - Little Fockers 00:08 We've had this date since the beginning Greg I know you were telling the truth about Andi Greg - Little Fockers 00:15 I know you were telling the truth about Andi Greg Will you get out of here so I can shtup my wife - Little Fockers 00:04 Will you get out of here so I can shtup my wife I cannot believe I ever slept with that guy - Little Fockers 00:05 I cannot believe I ever slept with that guy An original American Foursquare, Greg, very nice. - Little Fockers An original American Foursquare, Greg, very nice. Are you still physically attracted to my daughter Greg - Little Fockers Are you still physically attracted to my daughter Greg As an early Hanukkah present - Little Fockers As an early Hanukkah present Belly flop - Little Fockers Belly flop But what about Mommy and Daddy - Little Fockers But what about Mommy and Daddy Can a girl poop from her vagina - Little Fockers Can a girl poop from her vagina Coming at you, Jack! - Little Fockers Coming at you, Jack! Could you and Dad keep it down please - Little Fockers Could you and Dad keep it down please Dr Bob - Little Fockers Dr Bob Everything okay, Greg? - Little Fockers Everything okay, Greg? Focker - Little Fockers Focker Focker there is no way I'm going to an ER room with this thing - Little Fockers Focker there is no way I'm going to an ER room with... Get out of the ball pit! Get out of the ball pit! Get out! - Little Fockers Get out of the ball pit! Get out of the ball pit! Get out! Greg he's not responding to my treatment - Little Fockers Greg he's not responding to my treatment Hello? 911, what's your emergency? - Little Fockers Hello? 911, what's your emergency? Hello. - Hello? - Little Fockers Hello. - Hello? Henry and Samantha! Today you are five! - Little Fockers Henry and Samantha! Today you are five! Hey. - Little Fockers Hey. I know you were telling the truth about Andi Greg - Little Fockers I know you were telling the truth about Andi Greg I saw you last night with Andi Garcia! - Little Fockers I saw you last night with Andi Garcia! If I go down Greg I need to know someone will be responsible - Little Fockers If I go down Greg I need to know someone will be responsible If you want to sell a drug like Sustengo you have to make it personal - Little Fockers If you want to sell a drug like Sustengo you have to make it... It's so beautiful. - Little Fockers It's so beautiful. Jack is everything okay down there - Little Fockers Jack is everything okay down there Jack? - Little Fockers Jack? Just wait one sec! - Little Fockers Just wait one sec! Look even our dear friend the Buddha - Little Fockers Look even our dear friend the Buddha Mmm Well I think Harvard's cheaper - Little Fockers Mmm Well I think Harvard's cheaper My two cents The way to deal with Jack - Little Fockers My two cents The way to deal with Jack No He's not a doctor - Little Fockers No He's not a doctor No I mean I'm not gay myself but if I were gay - Little Fockers No I mean I'm not gay myself but if I were gay Oh, honey, I can't wait to see Kevin's timeshare later today, huh? - Little Fockers Oh, honey, I can't wait to see Kevin's timeshare l... Oh, no, that's yours, honey. - Little Fockers Oh, no, that's yours, honey. Oh, shit. - Little Fockers Oh, shit. Okay I get it Greg I screwed up - Little Fockers Okay I get it Greg I screwed up Okay. Okay. - Little Fockers Okay. Okay. Sam might be three quarters Byrnes - Little Fockers Sam might be three quarters Byrnes Suck it! - Little Fockers Suck it! Thanks. - Little Fockers Thanks. There he is! - Little Fockers There he is! We've had this date since the beginning Greg - Little Fockers We've had this date since the beginning Greg What the hell? - Little Fockers What the hell? Where are you? Jack! - Little Fockers Where are you? Jack! Why couldn't you just get him a warm-blooded animal? - Little Fockers Why couldn't you just get him a warm-blooded animal? Will you get out of here so I can shtup my wife - Little Fockers Will you get out of here so I can shtup my wife Wow you told me she sold boner medicine Greg - Little Fockers Wow you told me she sold boner medicine Greg You picked a hell of a time to go through man opause - Little Fockers You picked a hell of a time to go through man opause You're done I'm getting off the wheel - Little Fockers You're done I'm getting off the wheel You're not gonna erase my son's memory - Little Fockers You're not gonna erase my son's memory

Cast

Jack Byrnes - Robert De Niro
Greg Focker - Ben Stiller
Kevin Rawley - Owen Wilson
Bernie Focker - Dustin Hoffman
Roz Focker - Barbra Streisand
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