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As an early Hanukkah presentI'm gonna send you and Pam a box of these musical condomsDon't do that
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Little Fockers

Don't do that

Roz Focker:
As an early Hanukkah present, I'm going to send you and Pam a box of these musical condoms.Greg Focker:Don't do that

Full Transcript

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As an early Hanukkah present
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I'm gonna send you and Pam a box of these musical condoms
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Don't do that
Available in 5 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
528
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:07
Uploaded
Mar 13, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,Paramount Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Relativity Media,Tribeca Productions,Everyman Pictures

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Movie Summary

Family-patriarch Jack Byrnes wants to appoint a successor. Does his son-in-law, the male nurse Greg Focker, have what it takes?

Actors

Barbra Streisand
Roz Focker
Barbra Streisand
Ben Stiller
Greg Focker
Ben Stiller
You picked a hell of a time to go through man opauseRoz I am not going through man opauseI'm just trying to find my true northTrue north huh What are you a compass or somethingNo but let's face itI'm a stay at home dadwhose kid hasn't lived at home in 25 - Little Fockers 00:39
You picked a hell of a time to go through man opauseRoz I am...
Oh, shit. - Little Fockers
Oh, shit.
Hello? 911, what's your emergency? - Little Fockers 00:16
Hello? 911, what's your emergency?
No it's actually considered the Harvard of kindergartensMmm Well I think Harvard's cheaper - Little Fockers 00:07
No it's actually considered the Harvard of...
Hey, honey, what'd you do with Henry's Lactaid? - Little Fockers 00:17
Hey, honey, what'd you do with Henry's Lactaid?
If I go down Greg I need to know someone will be responsiblefor the whole Byrnes clanSo I ask you Greg are you prepared to bethe Godfocker - Little Fockers 00:13
If I go down Greg I need to know someone will be...
Hey, did you find it? - Little Fockers 00:24
Hey, did you find it?
Henry. You gonna have your lasagna? No, thank you. - Little Fockers 00:08
Henry. You gonna have your lasagna? No, thank you.
You know, your mother worked very hard making that lasagna for you. - Little Fockers 00:27
You know, your mother worked very hard making that lasagna...
Hello. - Hello? - Little Fockers 00:15
Hello. - Hello?
Oh, no, that's yours, honey. - Little Fockers 00:20
Oh, no, that's yours, honey.
Everything okay, Greg? - Little Fockers 00:14
Everything okay, Greg?
Can a girl poop from her vagina - Little Fockers 00:04
Can a girl poop from her vagina
No, she cannot. - Little Fockers 00:45
No, she cannot.
Why couldn't you just get him a warm-blooded animal? - Little Fockers 00:16
Why couldn't you just get him a warm-blooded animal?
- I feel like crap. - Little Fockers 00:18
- I feel like crap.
Are you still physically attracted to my daughter GregTo Pam Are you kidding Yes Jack there's never been a problem with thatEven after her body's endured the hellish ordeal of birthing twinsYes Even after that It's still It's all good It's all good under - Little Fockers 00:22
Are you still physically attracted to my daughter GregTo Pam...
Welcome, parents. - Little Fockers 00:56
Welcome, parents.
No I mean I'm not gay myself but if I were gayI would certainly be proud to choose a life partner like Gay FockerAnd that's his actual name - Little Fockers 00:11
No I mean I'm not gay myself but if I were gayI would...
An original American Foursquare, Greg, very nice. - Little Fockers 00:09
An original American Foursquare, Greg, very nice.