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"Little Man" quotes

Little Man poster
A wannabe-dad mistakes a vertically-challenged criminal on the lam for his newly-adopted son.

Director: Keenen Ivory Wayans
Writer: Keenen Ivory Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime
Year: 2006
MetaScore: 26/100
ImdbRating: 4.4
BoxOffice: $58,645,052
Released: 14 Jul 2006
Awards: 6 wins & 15 nominations

79 video clips

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Baby up up - Little Man 00:04 Baby up up I could have sworn he just stuck his tongue in my mouth - Little Man 00:05 I could have sworn he just stuck his tongue in my mouth Jeez man you can't be popping up like that - Little Man 00:09 Jeez man you can't be popping up like that He didn't know that Dada - Little Man 00:20 He didn't know that Dada Who is Mike Jones - Little Man 00:04 Who is Mike Jones It ain't worth it Let me out - Little Man 00:05 It ain't worth it Let me out Oh yeah He's adorable - Little Man 00:12 Oh yeah He's adorable Nursey nursey You want to nursey - Little Man 00:06 Nursey nursey You want to nursey Anything wrong with that, stranger? - Little Man 00:35 Anything wrong with that, stranger? At first sight of an Indian camp, - Little Man 00:11 At first sight of an Indian camp, Big fooling. - Little Man 00:13 Big fooling. Corn Woman, where are you? - Little Man 00:16 Corn Woman, where are you? Did you know the man, Bill? - Little Man 00:18 Did you know the man, Bill? Everybody was killed or drug off by them murderin' varmints, - Little Man 00:15 Everybody was killed or drug off by them murderin' varm... For a boy, it was a kind of paradise. - Little Man 00:11 For a boy, it was a kind of paradise. Get back in! Get back! - Little Man 00:12 Get back in! Get back! Good-bye, Jack. - Little Man 00:12 Good-bye, Jack. Grab the reins! Grab the reins! - Little Man 00:13 Grab the reins! Grab the reins! Grandfather, I brought you - Little Man 00:17 Grandfather, I brought you Grandfather, what's wrong with the ponies? - Little Man 00:07 Grandfather, what's wrong with the ponies? Grandfather, you've got to get inside. - Little Man 00:11 Grandfather, you've got to get inside. He brought us to their chief. - Little Man 00:13 He brought us to their chief. I can break three bottles throwed in the air. - Little Man 00:13 I can break three bottles throwed in the air. I covered most of three states and hundreds of square miles - Little Man 00:24 I covered most of three states and hundreds of square miles I don't understand it, Grandfather. - Little Man 00:11 I don't understand it, Grandfather. I don't understand this bill of lading. - Little Man 00:33 I don't understand this bill of lading. I know it sounds ridiculous - Little Man 00:26 I know it sounds ridiculous I reckoned she figured we both couldn't get away, - Little Man 00:18 I reckoned she figured we both couldn't get away, I wonder why I didn't see them in my dream. - Little Man 00:11 I wonder why I didn't see them in my dream. I'm sorry to say that Old Lodge Skins' war - Little Man 00:17 I'm sorry to say that Old Lodge Skins' war It was downright discouraging. - Little Man 00:23 It was downright discouraging. It was Old Lodge Skins' dream trying to come true. - Little Man 00:06 It was Old Lodge Skins' dream trying to come true. It is true there is a thing here I do not understand. - Little Man 00:14 It is true there is a thing here I do not understand. It's a good thing I have a strong, brave husband - Little Man 00:14 It's a good thing I have a strong, brave husband Last night I had a dream. - Little Man 00:22 Last night I had a dream. Let me at the savages! - Little Man 00:21 Let me at the savages! Little white man. - Little Man 00:08 Little white man. Move on. Nobody here. - Little Man 00:10 Move on. Nobody here. My son. - Little Man 00:14 My son. Never mind for me, Mr. Kane. - Little Man 00:16 Never mind for me, Mr. Kane. Natural born gunfighter. - Little Man 00:12 Natural born gunfighter. No! - Little Man 00:19 No! No, you stay. - Little Man 00:20 No, you stay. Now my advice to you - Little Man 00:19 Now my advice to you Oh! - Little Man 00:23 Oh! Olga! Olga! - Little Man 00:09 Olga! Olga! Olga! - Little Man 00:16 Olga! Olga, shall I carry you over the threshold? - Little Man 00:16 Olga, shall I carry you over the threshold? Or maybe we really was invisible. - Little Man 00:13 Or maybe we really was invisible. Or maybe we're all fools, and none of it matters. - Little Man 00:12 Or maybe we're all fools, and none of it matters. Poor Caroline never did have no luck with men. - Little Man 00:06 Poor Caroline never did have no luck with men. Run! - Little Man 00:13 Run! See? Pawnee friend. - Little Man 00:15 See? Pawnee friend. Selling your gunfighter outfit. - Little Man 00:20 Selling your gunfighter outfit. Shooting rifles against bow and arrow. - Little Man 00:11 Shooting rifles against bow and arrow. Stay here. - Little Man 00:31 Stay here. Sunshine! - Little Man 00:13 Sunshine! That soda shop was something. - Little Man 00:19 That soda shop was something. That was why Shadow was there, - Little Man 00:25 That was why Shadow was there, The Human Beings don't require - Little Man 00:19 The Human Beings don't require The others, too? - Little Man 00:12 The others, too? The Pawnees could take no more, and they ran away. - Little Man 00:26 The Pawnees could take no more, and they ran away. They do not seem to know where the center - Little Man 00:07 They do not seem to know where the center Throw up three. - Little Man 00:12 Throw up three. Wait here, woman. - Little Man 00:18 Wait here, woman. We didn't know the difference then, - Little Man 00:24 We didn't know the difference then, We will leave the ponies here. - Little Man 00:14 We will leave the ponies here. We must have a war on these cowards - Little Man 00:07 We must have a war on these cowards Well, it ain't much now, Olga, - Little Man 00:20 Well, it ain't much now, Olga, Well, she wasn't called Digging Bear for nothing, - Little Man 00:12 Well, she wasn't called Digging Bear for nothing, What do they want, Caroline? - Little Man 00:21 What do they want, Caroline? What you so nervous about? - Little Man 00:27 What you so nervous about? What's your name? - Little Man 00:18 What's your name? Whiskey... - Little Man 00:21 Whiskey... You! - Little Man 00:17 You! You will stay with us... - Little Man 00:10 You will stay with us... You'll be took care of later. - Little Man 00:22 You'll be took care of later. You're crowding me. - Little Man 00:25 You're crowding me. You've killed the women and babies! - Little Man 00:14 You've killed the women and babies!

Cast

Calvin - Marlon Wayans
Darryl - Shawn Wayans
Vanessa - Kerry Washington
Pops - John Witherspoon
Percy - Tracy Morgan
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