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[Little person Tito is not happy with the dream sequence] Tito:
Why does my character have to be a dwarf? Nick:
He doesn't have to be. Tito:
Then why is he? Is that the only way you can make this a dream, to put a dwarf in it? Nick:
No, Tito, I... Tito:
Have you ever had a dream with a dwarf in it? Do you know anyone who's had a dream with a dwarf in it? No! I don't even have dreams with dwarves in them. The only place I've seen dwarves in dreams is in stupid movies like this! "Oh make it weird, put a dwarf in it!". Everyone will go "Woah, this must be a fuckin' dream, there's a fuckin' dwarf in it!". Well I'm sick of it! You can take this dream sequence and stick it up your ass!
Why does my character have to be a dwarf? Nick:
He doesn't have to be. Tito:
Then why is he? Is that the only way you can make this a dream, to put a dwarf in it? Nick:
No, Tito, I... Tito:
Have you ever had a dream with a dwarf in it? Do you know anyone who's had a dream with a dwarf in it? No! I don't even have dreams with dwarves in them. The only place I've seen dwarves in dreams is in stupid movies like this! "Oh make it weird, put a dwarf in it!". Everyone will go "Woah, this must be a fuckin' dream, there's a fuckin' dwarf in it!". Well I'm sick of it! You can take this dream sequence and stick it up your ass!
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Why does my character have to be a dwarf
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It doesn't have to be a dwarf Then why is he
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Is that the only way you can make this a dream
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Put a dwarf in it
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No Tito I
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Have you ever had a dream with a dwarf in it
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Do you know anyone who's had a dream with a dwarf in it No
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I don't even have dreams with dwarves in them
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The only place I've seen dwarves in dreams
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is in stupid movies like this
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Oh make it weird Put a dwarf in it
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Everyone will go whoa whoa whoa
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It must be a fuckin' dream There's a fuckin' dwarf in it
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Well I'm sick of it
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You can take this dream sequence and shove it up your ass
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Movie Summary
This ultimate tribute to all independent filmmakers takes place during one day on the set of a non-budget movie.
Actors
Tito
Nicole Springer
