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But, um, I was complaining to a friend
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Liza Treyger: Night Owl

But, um, I was complaining to a friend, and she said, "Maybe if they thinka cat lives...

But, um, I was complaining to a friend, and she said, "Maybe if they think
a cat lives there, they'll stay away." So then every week she'd bring me a bag
full of dirty cat litter from her cat, and then I would pour cat shit
onto rat shit

Full Transcript

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But, um, I was complaining to a friend,
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and she said, "Maybe if they think a cat lives there, they'll stay away."
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So then every week she'd bring me a bag full of dirty cat litter from her cat,
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and then I would pour cat shit onto rat shit.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:13
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Treyger's stand-up explores the struggles of new parenthood, venting frustrations about others' spouses, and self-deceptions around substance use.
And then I'd go… - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:05
And then I'd go…
[audience laughing] - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:14
[audience laughing]
I got attacked here once on the street, um, outside my apartment. - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:04
I got attacked here once on the street, um, outside my apart...
And my friend's boyfriend who I hate saved my life, and… - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:12
And my friend's boyfriend who I hate saved my life, and...
I wouldn't recommend it. He… [exhales sharply] - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:06
I wouldn't recommend it. He… [exhales sharply]
He said, "I heard your voice and I knew you were in trouble." - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:06
He said, "I heard your voice and I knew you were in tro...
And then I had to be like… - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:11
And then I had to be like…
-Uh… [laughs] -[audience laughing, applauding] - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:11
-Uh… [laughs] -[audience laughing, applauding]
Then, that apartment was also painted purple and gold. - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:04
Then, that apartment was also painted purple and gold.
And people would come over and go, "Oh, did you paint this?" - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:16
And people would come over and go, "Oh, did you paint t...
No, I did not paint it. Um… - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:10
No, I did not paint it. Um…
Um, but because he was whistling, I thought he was a bird for days. - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:06
Um, but because he was whistling, I thought he was a bird fo...
[audience laughing] - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:05
[audience laughing]
I go, "Yeah, the birds chose us." - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:12
I go, "Yeah, the birds chose us."
I-- I can't even be-- - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:10
I-- I can't even be--
Um, maybe who is making these laws. - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:05
Um, maybe who is making these laws.
I guess you could be elbows into an apartment that's not yours - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:05
I guess you could be elbows into an apartment that's no...
Like, I don't understand it. - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:05
Like, I don't understand it.
I don't get a lot… - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:08
I don't get a lot…
"Oh… Oh, what about the false rape accusations?" - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:11
"Oh… Oh, what about the false rape accusations?"