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I-- I can't even be
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Liza Treyger: Night Owl

I-- I can't even be-- And he didn't get in trouble 'causehe wasn't masturbating or...

I-- I can't even be-- And he didn't get in trouble 'cause
he wasn't masturbating or videotaping, so didn't break any laws. So… Not a punch line,
but maybe something to think about

Full Transcript

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I-- I can't even be--
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And he didn't get in trouble 'cause he wasn't masturbating or videotaping,
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so didn't break any laws. So…
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Not a punch line, but maybe something to think about.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:34
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Treyger's stand-up explores the struggles of new parenthood, venting frustrations about others' spouses, and self-deceptions around substance use.
Um, maybe who is making these laws. - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:05
Um, maybe who is making these laws.
I guess you could be elbows into an apartment that's not yours - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:05
I guess you could be elbows into an apartment that's no...
Like, I don't understand it. - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:05
Like, I don't understand it.
I don't get a lot… - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:08
I don't get a lot…
"Oh… Oh, what about the false rape accusations?" - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:11
"Oh… Oh, what about the false rape accusations?"
I would never fly to Florida, jump in a swamp - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:05
I would never fly to Florida, jump in a swamp
[audience laughs] - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:11
[audience laughs]
Just say no. Just say… - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:10
Just say no. Just say…
Is that not enough of a clue to you? - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:04
Is that not enough of a clue to you?
I… It's… [sighs] I really… I just don't understand it. - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:04
I… It's… [sighs] I really… I just don't understand...
Guys act so scared of false rape accusations, - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:06
Guys act so scared of false rape accusations,
If you're someone that doesn't want to get attacked, - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:06
If you're someone that doesn't want to get attacke...
[audience laughing] - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:06
[audience laughing]
You're relying your freedom on a straight across bangs. - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:04
You're relying your freedom on a straight across bangs.
She smells like French vanilla. She will lie in court, like… - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:08
She smells like French vanilla. She will lie in court, like…...
Okay, now you're in jail. Are you happy? Like, I don't… - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:07
Okay, now you're in jail. Are you happy? Like, I don�...
She's unwell. Okay. Uh… - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:06
She's unwell. Okay. Uh…
-[laughs] -[audience cheering] - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:06
-[laughs] -[audience cheering]
A lot of you didn't clap, and I think, um… - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:07
A lot of you didn't clap, and I think, um…
And you know what's the best part about watching only reality TV? - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:04
And you know what's the best part about watching only r...