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Okay, that's it. Um… -[audience laughs]
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Liza Treyger: Night Owl

Okay, that's it. Um…- So many errands. Uh… Why can't he do it? But, uh… 'Cause when you're...

Okay, that's it. Um…
-[audience laughs] [audience applauding] So many errands. Uh… Why can't he do it? But, uh… 'Cause when you're horny
and you just want… You can masturbate, you can have sex.
Like, that's kind of easy

Full Transcript

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-Okay, that's it. Um… -[audience laughs]
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[audience applauding]
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So many errands. Uh…
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Why can't he do it? But, uh…
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'Cause when you're horny and you just want…
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You can masturbate, you can have sex. Like, that's kind of easy.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:39
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Treyger's stand-up explores the struggles of new parenthood, venting frustrations about others' spouses, and self-deceptions around substance use.
Do I hide a phone charger, come back out, "I don't know where it is!" - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:09
Do I hide a phone charger, come back out, "I don't...
Change the thermostat, come back out, "I'm hot!" - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:10
Change the thermostat, come back out, "I'm hot!&qu...
The darkest thing I've ever seen was my mom was drinking tea, - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:23
The darkest thing I've ever seen was my mom was drinkin...
Um, it said, "Make a list of everything you want in a partner, - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:11
Um, it said, "Make a list of everything you want in a p...
-You know, I… -[audience laughs] - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:10
-You know, I… -[audience laughs]
No. [laughs] - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:07
No. [laughs]
I'm just impressed-- - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:13
I'm just impressed--
What did I learn? It's hard to be poor. Cool. Uh… - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:08
What did I learn? It's hard to be poor. Cool. Uh…
Um, but I guess I use it. You know, I'm empathetic. Um… [laughs] - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:08
Um, but I guess I use it. You know, I'm empathetic. Um…...
Um, I'm really attracted to people that can walk a dog with no leash. - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:05
Um, I'm really attracted to people that can walk a dog ...
You're whistling and a Pit Bull's… - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:04
You're whistling and a Pit Bull's…
-[grunting] That's… -[audience laughs] - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:07
-[grunting] That's… -[audience laughs]
I'm also really attracted to… - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:07
I'm also really attracted to…
I like a soft butch who can nail choreography. - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:04
I like a soft butch who can nail choreography.
The only problem with that is sometimes you think you see a hot chick, - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:06
The only problem with that is sometimes you think you see a ...
-[audience laughs] -Um… - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:14
-[audience laughs] -Um…
I don't know. Am I bi? Am I pan? Am I-- - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:06
I don't know. Am I bi? Am I pan? Am I--
Like, I really… I can't figure out. I just can't figure out. - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:04
Like, I really… I can't figure out. I just can't f...
-[audience laughs] -But, um… - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:05
-[audience laughs] -But, um…
-[audience laughs] -Um… - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:12
-[audience laughs] -Um…