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One day, my dad called the house
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Liza Treyger: Night Owl

One day, my dad called the house, and he said, "Um, guess what?I got you a telescope." I...

One day, my dad called the house, and he said, "Um, guess what?
I got you a telescope." I can't believe it, I'm so excited,
like, I'm gonna have a telescope

Full Transcript

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One day, my dad called the house,
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and he said, "Um, guess what? I got you a telescope."
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I can't believe it, I'm so excited, like, I'm gonna have a telescope.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
54
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:06
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Treyger's stand-up explores the struggles of new parenthood, venting frustrations about others' spouses, and self-deceptions around substance use.
[audience laughs] - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:08
[audience laughs]
Now I'm eating fruit alone in a basement. Like… - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:07
Now I'm eating fruit alone in a basement. Like…
You're like, "Learn English, we're in America!" - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:10
You're like, "Learn English, we're in America...
The people you look to for guidance, they don't know what's happening." - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:06
The people you look to for guidance, they don't know wh...
And I knew, the geese knew, like, that's not what you do. - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:05
And I knew, the geese knew, like, that's not what you d...
Also, if you want to see an immigrant family fighting, - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:05
Also, if you want to see an immigrant family fighting,
Um, yeah, my dad, he would buy cheap vodka, - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:06
Um, yeah, my dad, he would buy cheap vodka,
The only one drinking the vodka, right? Like… - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:07
The only one drinking the vodka, right? Like…
-But, um… [laughs] -[audience laughing, applauding] - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:07
-But, um… [laughs] -[audience laughing, applauding]
Um, so, yeah, they're 86, 79. Born in 1938 and 1945. - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:05
Um, so, yeah, they're 86, 79. Born in 1938 and 1945.
Um, they were 42 and 50 when I was born. - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:05
Um, they were 42 and 50 when I was born.
-But I… -[audience laughs] - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:06
-But I… -[audience laughs]
But my friend's a bitch. Um, so… - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:06
But my friend's a bitch. Um, so…
One time, my dad, he went into heart surgery, - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:05
One time, my dad, he went into heart surgery,
And then, before surgery, I said, "I love you." - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:08
And then, before surgery, I said, "I love you."
If Stalin's your leader, you might not say "I love you." - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:05
If Stalin's your leader, you might not say "I love...
Yeah, if you grew up in Stalin era, - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:05
Yeah, if you grew up in Stalin era,
But if you are missing goggles, they are in our basement. But… - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:19
But if you are missing goggles, they are in our basement. Bu...
Um, but I am here, my senior citizen parents, - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:08
Um, but I am here, my senior citizen parents,
But it's just… It's just chaos and embarrassment. - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:04
But it's just… It's just chaos and embarrassment....