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Liza Treyger: Night Owl

Sorry if you came herewith a partner, but… It's just… It's just bad. Here's my… Here's my...

Sorry if you came here
with a partner, but… It's just… It's just bad. [laughs] Here's my… Here's my impression of
all my straight married girlfriends. Okay

Full Transcript

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Sorry if you came here with a partner, but…
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It's just… It's just bad. [laughs]
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Here's my… Here's my impression of all my straight married girlfriends. Okay.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:28
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Treyger's stand-up explores the struggles of new parenthood, venting frustrations about others' spouses, and self-deceptions around substance use.
-Okay, that's it. Um… -[audience laughs] - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:15
-Okay, that's it. Um… -[audience laughs]
Do I hide a phone charger, come back out, "I don't know where it is!" - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:09
Do I hide a phone charger, come back out, "I don't...
Change the thermostat, come back out, "I'm hot!" - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:10
Change the thermostat, come back out, "I'm hot!&qu...
The darkest thing I've ever seen was my mom was drinking tea, - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:23
The darkest thing I've ever seen was my mom was drinkin...
Um, it said, "Make a list of everything you want in a partner, - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:11
Um, it said, "Make a list of everything you want in a p...
-You know, I… -[audience laughs] - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:10
-You know, I… -[audience laughs]
No. [laughs] - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:07
No. [laughs]
I'm just impressed-- - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:13
I'm just impressed--
What did I learn? It's hard to be poor. Cool. Uh… - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:08
What did I learn? It's hard to be poor. Cool. Uh…
Um, but I guess I use it. You know, I'm empathetic. Um… [laughs] - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:08
Um, but I guess I use it. You know, I'm empathetic. Um…...
Um, I'm really attracted to people that can walk a dog with no leash. - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:05
Um, I'm really attracted to people that can walk a dog ...
You're whistling and a Pit Bull's… - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:04
You're whistling and a Pit Bull's…
-[grunting] That's… -[audience laughs] - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:07
-[grunting] That's… -[audience laughs]
I'm also really attracted to… - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:07
I'm also really attracted to…
I like a soft butch who can nail choreography. - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:04
I like a soft butch who can nail choreography.
The only problem with that is sometimes you think you see a hot chick, - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:06
The only problem with that is sometimes you think you see a ...
-[audience laughs] -Um… - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:14
-[audience laughs] -Um…
I don't know. Am I bi? Am I pan? Am I-- - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:06
I don't know. Am I bi? Am I pan? Am I--
Like, I really… I can't figure out. I just can't figure out. - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:04
Like, I really… I can't figure out. I just can't f...
-[audience laughs] -But, um… - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:05
-[audience laughs] -But, um…