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Liza Treyger: Night Owl

Um, not time travel, but like, um, the patient portal.The patient portal

Um, not time travel, but like, um, the patient portal.
The patient portal

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Um, not time travel,
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but like, um, the patient portal. The patient portal.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
56
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:13
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Treyger's stand-up explores the struggles of new parenthood, venting frustrations about others' spouses, and self-deceptions around substance use.
I just feel like you could do whatever. Because I think it's a great invention. - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:04
I just feel like you could do whatever. Because I think it&#...
When I was 16, I remember distinctly calling my gynocologist - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:06
When I was 16, I remember distinctly calling my gynocologist
Because I thought I had herpes, and it was… - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:11
Because I thought I had herpes, and it was…
Just a teen learning how to shave. Ruining my doctor's night. But… - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:14
Just a teen learning how to shave. Ruining my doctor's ...
I had back pain. Basically, my back was hurting underneath my ribs - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:06
I had back pain. Basically, my back was hurting underneath m...
'Cause I, legit, was like, "My kidneys are failing." - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:05
'Cause I, legit, was like, "My kidneys are failing...
And she asks, "Well, did you do any regular physical activity?" - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:08
And she asks, "Well, did you do any regular physical ac...
-And… -[audience laughing] - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:07
-And… -[audience laughing]
So the thought that like… - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:09
So the thought that like…
Has this happened to you where someone tells you - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:05
Has this happened to you where someone tells you
And then you have to pretend like you don't do that every day. - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:04
And then you have to pretend like you don't do that eve...
[all laughing] - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:06
[all laughing]
Your everyday lifestyle is someone's, like, rock bottom. - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:05
Your everyday lifestyle is someone's, like, rock bottom...
But, uh, she was explaining to me - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:07
But, uh, she was explaining to me
She couldn't get a hotel. Everything is closed. - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:04
She couldn't get a hotel. Everything is closed.
And she could-- And then she goes, "Ugh, so I had to go to McDonald's." - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:20
And she could-- And then she goes, "Ugh, so I had to go...
[audience cheering] - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:07
[audience cheering]
I… I'm a gossip. I talk shit. - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:04
I… I'm a gossip. I talk shit.
I'm a little bit chaotic when it comes to that side of my life. Yeah. - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:05
I'm a little bit chaotic when it comes to that side of ...
My therapist said, - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:17
My therapist said,