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Liza Treyger: Night Owl

We'll take your sweet tea,just not anything else. Like… -- Just… But he went, "Ma'am, the...

We'll take your sweet tea,
just not anything else. Like… -[audience laughing]
-[laughing] Just… But he went, "Ma'am, the Nissan factory
didn't build a sauce hole." I was like, "Whoa, that's crazy." "What are the chances? 'Cause that's
what I call my pussy. Like, whoa." [audience laughing] Wild, me and this Nissan
have so much in common

Full Transcript

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We'll take your sweet tea, just not anything else. Like…
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-[audience laughing] -[laughing] Just…
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But he went, "Ma'am, the Nissan factory didn't build a sauce hole."
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I was like, "Whoa, that's crazy."
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"What are the chances? 'Cause that's what I call my pussy. Like, whoa."
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[audience laughing]
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Wild, me and this Nissan have so much in common.
Duration
24 seconds
Views
71
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:37
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Treyger's stand-up explores the struggles of new parenthood, venting frustrations about others' spouses, and self-deceptions around substance use.
But… [smacks lips] - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:07
But… [smacks lips]
I… [laughs] - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:09
I… [laughs]
I don't need these little robot keys, but whatever. - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:04
I don't need these little robot keys, but whatever.
I was hanging out with someone, and she had a cool hat on, - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:15
I was hanging out with someone, and she had a cool hat on,
And so I reacted with, "Whoa! You've never worn a hat? Like…" - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:10
And so I reacted with, "Whoa! You've never worn a ...
And, no one believes me, but the, like, the egg wouldn't come out. - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:06
And, no one believes me, but the, like, the egg wouldn'...
Like, something was happening, so it cracked in my hand. - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:04
Like, something was happening, so it cracked in my hand.
I'm very, very powerful. And… - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:07
I'm very, very powerful. And…
So I was like, "I can't waste the egg. Like, I have to use the egg." - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:10
So I was like, "I can't waste the egg. Like, I hav...
All the other eggs tumbling down. - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:04
All the other eggs tumbling down.
It was like that commercial in the '90s. "This is your brain on drugs." - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:07
It was like that commercial in the '90s. "This is ...
I'm eating an eight-egg crunchy omelet, like… - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:12
I'm eating an eight-egg crunchy omelet, like…
But also, yeah, the fact that I haven't smoked yet, kinda wild. - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:05
But also, yeah, the fact that I haven't smoked yet, kin...
Okay. Um… [sucks teeth] - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:04
Okay. Um… [sucks teeth]
Okay. Uh… [laughs] - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:05
Okay. Uh… [laughs]
-Yeah. [laughs] -[audience laughing] - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:06
-Yeah. [laughs] -[audience laughing]
If you don't know, this is what it's like to be a child immigrant. - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:04
If you don't know, this is what it's like to be a ...
One day, my dad called the house, - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:11
One day, my dad called the house,
[audience laughs] - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:08
[audience laughs]
Now I'm eating fruit alone in a basement. Like… - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:07
Now I'm eating fruit alone in a basement. Like…