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Liza Treyger: Night Owl

Whoa, have you ever, um… Have you ever gottenlike a really, really dirty text message and...

Whoa, have you ever, um… Have you ever gotten
like a really, really dirty text message and then the same day,
your friend gives birth to a baby, and then all the photos save and then your phone
looks like an investigation is, uh… [audience laughs] [chuckling] Okay

Full Transcript

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Whoa, have you ever, um…
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Have you ever gotten like a really, really dirty text message
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and then the same day, your friend gives birth to a baby,
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and then all the photos save
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and then your phone looks like an investigation is, uh…
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[audience laughs]
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[chuckling] Okay.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:43
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Treyger's stand-up explores the struggles of new parenthood, venting frustrations about others' spouses, and self-deceptions around substance use.
[smacks lips] - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:11
[smacks lips]
And it does fuck with your head. It really does. - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:04
And it does fuck with your head. It really does.
I was in a cab once, and the cab driver stopped, - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:17
I was in a cab once, and the cab driver stopped,
-Okay. [laughs] -[audience laughs] - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:12
-Okay. [laughs] -[audience laughs]
Because I've been almost murdered here three times - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:10
Because I've been almost murdered here three times
It's cool. It is really cool. [laughs] - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:06
It's cool. It is really cool. [laughs]
Any time I see the Chrysler Building, I'm like, "She's so pretty." - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:07
Any time I see the Chrysler Building, I'm like, "S...
I remember… One of my first apartments, there was rat shit always outside my door. - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:04
I remember… One of my first apartments, there was rat shit a...
But, um, I was complaining to a friend, - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:14
But, um, I was complaining to a friend,
And then I'd go… - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:05
And then I'd go…
[audience laughing] - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:14
[audience laughing]
I got attacked here once on the street, um, outside my apartment. - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:04
I got attacked here once on the street, um, outside my apart...
And my friend's boyfriend who I hate saved my life, and… - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:12
And my friend's boyfriend who I hate saved my life, and...
I wouldn't recommend it. He… [exhales sharply] - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:06
I wouldn't recommend it. He… [exhales sharply]
He said, "I heard your voice and I knew you were in trouble." - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:06
He said, "I heard your voice and I knew you were in tro...
And then I had to be like… - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:11
And then I had to be like…
-Uh… [laughs] -[audience laughing, applauding] - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:11
-Uh… [laughs] -[audience laughing, applauding]
Then, that apartment was also painted purple and gold. - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:04
Then, that apartment was also painted purple and gold.
And people would come over and go, "Oh, did you paint this?" - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:16
And people would come over and go, "Oh, did you paint t...
No, I did not paint it. Um… - Liza Treyger: Night Owl 00:10
No, I did not paint it. Um…