Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Four Jack-the-lads find themselves heavily - seriously heavily - in debt to an East End hard man and his enforcers after a crooked card game. Overhearing their neighbours in the next flat plotting to hold up a group of out-of-their-depth drug growers, our heros decide to stitch up the robbers in turn. In a way the confusion really starts when a pair of antique double-barrelled shotguns go missing in a completely different scam.
Director: Guy Ritchie
Writer: Guy Ritchie
Production: Gramercy Pictures
Year: 1998
MetaScore: 66/100
ImdbRating: 8.2
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 28 Aug 1998
Awards: Nominated for 1 BAFTA Film Award. Another 13 wins & 7 nominations.
Movie Video Clips
04:54
Let's sort the buyers from the spyers
00:59
What's that
00:32
You must be Eddie
00:33
Jesus Christ
00:24
If the milk turns out to be sour
00:19
When you dance with the devil
00:11
It's been emotional
03:09
Your stupidity must be your one saving grace
00:25
A minute ago this was the safest job in the world
02:30
Seems expensive
03:52
Listen to this one then
03:36
Rory Breaker
03:38
That's right
00:33
Do you always walk around with this in your pocket
00:20
Fucking northern monkeys
02:01
If you know what I mean
00:30
I'll find you
00:49
What do they say about assumption being the brother of all...
00:24
Guns that fire shot
00:36
The entire British empire was built on cups of tea
00:14
Get the rifle out
00:24
That greasy wop
00:37
Couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges
00:25
What did you shoot him with
01:10
He can afford to do the deal at the price we're selling
00:45
I understand if this has come as a bit of a shock
00:16
They fucking shot me
00:26
What the fuck is that
00:27
Is this some white cunts joke that black cunts don't get
00:44
I've a strong suspicion we should have been rocket...
00:22
It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses
00:26
As long as you pay for it
00:10
The fuckin' lot
01:40
Once there was this geezer called Smithy Robinson
00:32
So I choose my words very carefully
01:52
So we've got a bit of a problem
00:25
Now watch out for these fellas
00:41
Back to you
00:25
If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got
00:19
Count the money
00:27
He's got the guns
00:56
So who's the gov'
00:29
I've just spent 120 quid on me hair
00:12
You alright
00:26
And throw yourself off while you're at it
01:04
I don't know
00:26
It's all completely chicken soup
00:22
I don't want to know who you use
00:34
Where the fuck are they going
00:11
You want a sandwich
00:24
He then proceeds to order an Aristotle of the most ping pong...
00:32
The van's half full
00:51
It's about time you paid our young friends a visit
00:23
As you know this puts us in an awkward position
01:10
They cost me 700 quid
00:39
You in the clear
00:35
You think this is a coincidence
00:16
Soft as shite
00:19
Your stupidity may be your one saving grace
00:14
Can we lock up and get drunk now
00:20
I might get laughed at
02:27
That wasn't too bad
01:05
What are you doing
00:23
I want to look fucking mean
00:34
Golf the best way to spoil a good walk
00:30
We're gonna do a proper decoration job
00:54
I don't think it's the right move
01:26
How did you get your hands on these
00:14
Keep your fingers out of my soup
00:11
You fucking bastard
00:24
That's quite a raise
00:14
Don't go spending it all at once
00:12
What have you been eatin'
00:19
This is fucked
00:20
How'd you think I'm doing
00:17
We're in shit
02:41
I wanted to talk to you about that
00:17
What the fuck's been going on here
00:39
Hang on a minute
00:21
Where the fuck did she come from
00:24
What do you want
00:19
Who do you think it is
00:39
So they had the cash
00:10
What is going on
00:16
Is that right
00:18
I don't believe this
01:12
If that's you mean
00:14
We're not mercenaries
Movie Quotes
Movie Cast
Tom - Jason Flemyng
Soap - Dexter Fletcher
Eddy - Nick Moran
Bacon - Jason Statham
Winston - Steven Mackintosh
J - Nicholas Rowe
Charles - Nick Marcq
Willie - Charles Forbes
Big Chris - Vinnie Jones
Barry The Baptist - Lenny McLean
Little Chris - Peter McNicholl
Hatchet Harry - P.H. Moriarty
Dog - Frank Harper
Plank - Steve Sweeney
Paul - Huggy Leaver
Mickey - Ronnie Fox
John - Tony McMahon
Nick The Greek - Stephen Marcus
Rory Breaker - Vas Blackwood
JD - Sting
Dean - Jake Abraham
Traffic Warden - Rob Brydon
Lenny - Stephen Callender-Ferrier
Boxing Gym Bouncer - Steve Collins
Nathan - Elwin 'Chopper' David
Tanya - Vera Day
Don - Jimmy Flint
Alan / Narrator - Alan Ford
Phil - Sid Golder
Slick - Alex Hall
Doorman - John Houchin
Policeman - Derek Howard
Barfly Jack - Danny John-Jules
Gordon - Bal Jusar
Drowning Man - Tim Maurice-Jones
Gary - Victor McGuire
Serg - Mark Mooney
Gloria - Suzy Ratner
Samoan Jo (as David 'Disco' Reid) - David Reid
Policeman - Graham Stevens
John O'Driscoll - James Tarbuck
Man In Pub (as Andy Tiernan) - Andrew Tiernan
Frazer - Richard Vanstone
Yuppy In Car - Matthew Vaughn
Townsperson - Denise Dove