"Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" quotes
Eddy persuades his three pals to pool money for a vital poker game against a powerful local mobster, Hatchet Harry. Eddy loses, after which Harry gives him a week to pay back 500,000 pounds.
Director: Guy Ritchie
Writer: Guy Ritchie
Production: N/A
Year: 1998
MetaScore: 66/100
ImdbRating: 8.2
BoxOffice: $3,753,929
Released: 28 Aug 1998
Awards: Won 1 BAFTA Award13 wins & 9 nominations total
118 Clips
00:04 What is going on
00:08 Bastard You fucking bastard
01:08 So the traffic warden identified the neighbors' bodies
00:08 Apparently it's for security
00:05 It's time I say Good night nurse
00:07 Back to you already Eddie
00:09 Oh no not again
00:05 Soap stop being such a mincer
00:12 Rory Breaker Psychotic black dwarf with an Afro
00:09 Yeah little bit of pain never hurt anybody
00:20 You won't have to Just get me a sample
00:18 I will loan you the money
00:17 Hello my son do you want a lolly
00:07 Look we grow weed We're not mercenaries
00:34 That you boy
00:06 I don't believe this What the fuck has happened here
00:06 He's the one we shot in the neck
00:17 So they had the cash
00:06 Is that you Dean
00:13 Where the fuck did she come from
00:05 Lenny what the fuck's been going on here
00:05 We're in shit They were his fucking guns we sold
00:07 How you doing Mick How do you think I'm doing
00:10 This is fucked
00:03 Tom what have you been eating
00:33 I thought you said there'd be no staff Barry
00:05 Don't go spending that all at once boy
00:11 That's quite a raise
00:07 Come on you Not now please Not now
00:06 Poofs Nothing heavy Four public schoolboys Soft as shite
00:36 How did you get your hands on these then
00:07 What do you want a medal
00:22 Hang on a minute Nathan Something stinks
00:18 I don't think it's the right move
00:11 We're gonna do a proper decoration job
00:21 Golf The best way to spoil a good walk
00:08 I want to look fucking mean
00:24 Whoa whoa Kenny
00:36 Jesus that wasn't too bad was it
00:05 But they're lacking in criminal credibility ain't...
00:05 Can we lock up and get drunk now please
00:09 Your stupidity might be your one saving grace
00:04 Keep your fingers out of my soup
00:11 You think this is a coincidence
00:21 So you in the clear
00:36 You two join me in my office
00:09 As you know this puts us in an awkward position
00:33 It's about time you gave my young friends a visit Chris
00:17 Come and have a look
00:06 He then orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong tiddly in...
00:03 Do you want a sandwich Bacon
00:11 Where the fuck are they going Shift a piano
00:10 Look it's all completely chicken soup
00:06 You all right mate
00:07 I've just spent 220 quid on me hair
00:04 Is that right Mr Botanical
00:23 So who's the guv Who are we doing this for
00:10 He's got the guns Go ahead you get them
00:09 If you don't want to be counting the fingers you...
00:06 I don't wanna know who you use
00:28 20 grand open
00:07 Now you take those guns and you throw them off a bridge
00:09 Now watch out for these fellows
00:35 So we've got a bit of a problem ain't we
00:25 I don't know But what I do know is there's no more...
00:05 Lock stock the fucking lot
00:06 What else do I get with it
00:08 All right wrap them guns up
00:10 What the fuck is that What the fuck's that
00:22 And you do have a reputation so I'll choose my words...
00:36 Once there was this geezer called Smithy Robinson
00:07 You're not funny Tom You're fat
00:17 I have a strong suspicion we should've been rocket...
00:25 The money The gear
00:09 Is this some white cunt's joke that black cunts...
00:22 I understand if this has come as a bit of a shock
00:17 Well he can afford to do the deal at the price we're...
00:05 They fucking shot me
00:08 Charles get the rifle out
Cast
Tom - Jason Flemyng
Soap - Dexter Fletcher
Eddy - Nick Moran
Bacon - Jason Statham
Winston - Steven Mackintosh