Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Four Jack-the-lads find themselves heavily - seriously heavily - in debt to an East End hard man and his enforcers after a crooked card game. Overhearing their neighbours in the next flat plotting to hold up a group of out-of-their-depth drug growers, our heros decide to stitch up the robbers in turn. In a way the confusion really starts when a pair of antique double-barrelled shotguns go missing in a completely different scam.
Director: Guy Ritchie
Writer: Guy Ritchie
Production: Gramercy Pictures
Released: 28 Aug 1998
Awards: Nominated for 1 BAFTA Film Award. Another 13 wins & 7 nominations.
Movie Video Clips
Let's sort the buyers from the spyers
What was that
You must be Eddie
If the milk turns out to be sour
When you dance with the devil
It's been emotional
Your stupidity must be your one saving...
A minute ago this was the safest job in...
Listen to this one then
Do you always walk around with this in...
Fucking northern monkeys
If you know what I mean
I'll find you
What do they say about assumption being...
What the FUCK are YOU doing here
Guns that fire shot
The entire British empire was built on...
Get the rifle out
That greasy wop
Couldn't you have got smokeless...
What did you shoot him with
He can afford to do the deal at the...
I understand if this has come as a bit...
They fucking shot me
What the fuck is that
Is this some white cunts joke that black...
I've a strong suspicion we should have...
It's all been replaced by a pile of...
You're not funny
As long as you pay for it
The fuckin' lot
Once there was this geezer called Smithy...
So I choose my words very carefully
So we've got a bit of a problem
Now watch out for these fellas
Back to you
If you don't want to be counting the...
Count the money
He's got the guns
So who's the gov'
Is that so
I've just spent 120 quid on me hair
And throw yourself off while you're at...
I don't know
It's all completely chicken soup
I don't want to know who you use
Where the fuck are they going
You want a sandwich
He then proceeds to order an Aristotle...
The van's half full
It's about time you paid our young...
As you know this puts us in an awkward...
They cost me 700 quid
You in the clear
You think this is a coincidence
Soft as shite
Your stupidity may be your one saving...
Can we lock up and get drunk now
I might get laughed at
That wasn't too bad
What are you doing
I want to look fucking mean
Golf the best way to spoil a good walk
We're gonna do a proper decoration job
I don't think it's the right move
How did you get your hands on these
Keep your fingers out of my soup
You fucking bastard
That's quite a raise
Don't go spending it all at once
I thought you said there'd be no staff...
What have you been eatin'
This is fucked
How'd you think I'm doing
We're in shit
I wanted to talk to you about that
What the fuck's been going on here
Hang on a minute
Where the fuck did she come from
What do you want
Who do you think it is
So they had the cash
What is going on
Is that right
I don't believe this
If that's you mean
We're not mercenaries
Tom - Jason Flemyng
Soap - Dexter Fletcher
Eddy - Nick Moran
Bacon - Jason Statham
Winston - Steven Mackintosh
J - Nicholas Rowe
Charles - Nick Marcq
Willie - Charles Forbes
Big Chris - Vinnie Jones
Barry The Baptist - Lenny McLean
Little Chris - Peter McNicholl
Hatchet Harry - P.H. Moriarty
Dog - Frank Harper
Plank - Steve Sweeney
Paul - Huggy Leaver
Mickey - Ronnie Fox
John - Tony McMahon
Nick The Greek - Stephen Marcus
Rory Breaker - Vas Blackwood
JD - Sting
Dean - Jake Abraham
Traffic Warden - Rob Brydon
Lenny - Stephen Callender-Ferrier
Boxing Gym Bouncer - Steve Collins
Nathan - Elwin 'Chopper' David
Tanya - Vera Day
Don - Jimmy Flint
Alan / Narrator - Alan Ford
Phil - Sid Golder
Slick - Alex Hall
Doorman - John Houchin
Policeman - Derek Howard
Barfly Jack - Danny John-Jules
Gordon - Bal Jusar
Drowning Man - Tim Maurice-Jones
Gary - Victor McGuire
Serg - Mark Mooney
Gloria - Suzy Ratner
Samoan Jo (as David 'Disco' Reid) - David Reid
Policeman - Graham Stevens
John O'Driscoll - James Tarbuck
Man In Pub (as Andy Tiernan) - Andrew Tiernan
Frazer - Richard Vanstone
Yuppy In Car - Matthew Vaughn
Townsperson - Denise Dove