Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels poster
Four Jack-the-lads find themselves heavily - seriously heavily - in debt to an East End hard man and his enforcers after a crooked card game. Overhearing their neighbours in the next flat plotting to hold up a group of out-of-their-depth drug growers, our heros decide to stitch up the robbers in turn. In a way the confusion really starts when a pair of antique double-barrelled shotguns go missing in a completely different scam.

Director: Guy Ritchie
Writer: Guy Ritchie
Production: Gramercy Pictures
Genre: comedy, crime
Year: 1998
MetaScore: 66/100
ImdbRating: 8.2
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 28 Aug 1998
Awards: Nominated for 1 BAFTA Film Award. Another 13 wins & 7 nominations.


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Movie Video Clips

Let's sort the buyers from the spyers - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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Let's sort the buyers from the spyers
What's that - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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What's that
You must be Eddie - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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You must be Eddie
Jesus Christ - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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Jesus Christ
If the milk turns out to be sour - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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If the milk turns out to be sour
When you dance with the devil - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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When you dance with the devil
It's been emotional - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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It's been emotional
Your stupidity must be your one saving grace - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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Your stupidity must be your one saving grace
A minute ago this was the safest job in the world - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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A minute ago this was the safest job in the world
Seems expensive - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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Seems expensive
Listen to this one then - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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Listen to this one then
Rory Breaker - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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Rory Breaker
That's right - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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That's right
Do you always walk around with this in your pocket - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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Do you always walk around with this in your pocket
Fucking northern monkeys - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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Fucking northern monkeys
If you know what I mean - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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If you know what I mean
I'll find you - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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I'll find you
What do they say about assumption being the brother of all fuck ups - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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What do they say about assumption being the brother of all...
Guns that fire shot - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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Guns that fire shot
The entire British empire was built on cups of tea - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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The entire British empire was built on cups of tea
Get the rifle out - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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Get the rifle out
That greasy wop - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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That greasy wop
Couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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Couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges
What did you shoot him with - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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What did you shoot him with
He can afford to do the deal at the price we're selling - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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He can afford to do the deal at the price we're selling
I understand if this has come as a bit of a shock - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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I understand if this has come as a bit of a shock
They fucking shot me - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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They fucking shot me
What the fuck is that - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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What the fuck is that
Is this some white cunts joke that black cunts don't get - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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Is this some white cunts joke that black cunts don't get
I've a strong suspicion we should have been rocket scientists - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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I've a strong suspicion we should have been rocket...
It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses
As long as you pay for it - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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As long as you pay for it
The fuckin' lot - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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The fuckin' lot
Once there was this geezer called Smithy Robinson - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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Once there was this geezer called Smithy Robinson
So I choose my words very carefully - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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So I choose my words very carefully
So we've got a bit of a problem - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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So we've got a bit of a problem
Now watch out for these fellas - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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Now watch out for these fellas
Back to you - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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Back to you
If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got
Count the money - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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Count the money
He's got the guns - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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He's got the guns
So who's the gov' - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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So who's the gov'
I've just spent 120 quid on me hair - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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I've just spent 120 quid on me hair
You alright - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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You alright
And throw yourself off while you're at it - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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And throw yourself off while you're at it
I don't know - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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I don't know
It's all completely chicken soup - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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It's all completely chicken soup
I don't want to know who you use - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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I don't want to know who you use
Where the fuck are they going - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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Where the fuck are they going
You want a sandwich - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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You want a sandwich
He then proceeds to order an Aristotle of the most ping pong tiddly in the Nuclear sub - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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He then proceeds to order an Aristotle of the most ping pong...
The van's half full - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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The van's half full
It's about time you paid our young friends a visit - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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It's about time you paid our young friends a visit
As you know this puts us in an awkward position - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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As you know this puts us in an awkward position
They cost me 700 quid - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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They cost me 700 quid
You in the clear - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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You in the clear
You think this is a coincidence - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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You think this is a coincidence
Soft as shite - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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Soft as shite
Your stupidity may be your one saving grace - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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Your stupidity may be your one saving grace
Can we lock up and get drunk now - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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Can we lock up and get drunk now
I might get laughed at - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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I might get laughed at
That wasn't too bad - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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That wasn't too bad
What are you doing - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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What are you doing
I want to look fucking mean - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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I want to look fucking mean
Golf   the best way to spoil a good walk - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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Golf the best way to spoil a good walk
We're gonna do a proper decoration job - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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We're gonna do a proper decoration job
I don't think it's the right move - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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I don't think it's the right move
How did you get your hands on these - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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How did you get your hands on these
Keep your fingers out of my soup - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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Keep your fingers out of my soup
You fucking bastard - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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You fucking bastard
That's quite a raise - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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That's quite a raise
Don't go spending it all at once - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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Don't go spending it all at once
What have you been eatin' - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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What have you been eatin'
This is fucked - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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This is fucked
How'd you think I'm doing - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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How'd you think I'm doing
We're in shit - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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We're in shit
I wanted to talk to you about that - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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I wanted to talk to you about that
What the fuck's been going on here - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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What the fuck's been going on here
Hang on a minute - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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Hang on a minute
Where the fuck did she come from - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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Where the fuck did she come from
What do you want - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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What do you want
Who do you think it is - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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Who do you think it is
So they had the cash - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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So they had the cash
What is going on - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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What is going on
Is that right - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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Is that right
I don't believe this - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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I don't believe this
If that's you mean - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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If that's you mean
We're not mercenaries - screenshot from movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
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We're not mercenaries

Movie Quotes

Movie Cast

Eddy - Nick Moran
Charles - Nick Marcq
Big Chris - Vinnie Jones
Barry The Baptist - Lenny McLean
Little Chris - Peter McNicholl
Hatchet Harry - P.H. Moriarty
Mickey - Ronnie Fox
Nick The Greek - Stephen Marcus
Rory Breaker - Vas Blackwood
JD - Sting
Traffic Warden - Rob Brydon
Boxing Gym Bouncer - Steve Collins
Tanya - Vera Day
Alan / Narrator - Alan Ford
Phil - Sid Golder
Slick - Alex Hall
Doorman - John Houchin
Policeman - Derek Howard
Barfly Jack - Danny John-Jules
Gordon - Bal Jusar
Drowning Man - Tim Maurice-Jones
Gloria - Suzy Ratner
Samoan Jo (as David 'Disco' Reid) - David Reid
Policeman - Graham Stevens
John O'Driscoll - James Tarbuck
Man In Pub (as Andy Tiernan) - Andrew Tiernan
Yuppy In Car - Matthew Vaughn
Townsperson - Denise Dove