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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

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Eddy persuades his three pals to pool money for a vital poker game against a powerful local mobster, Hatchet Harry. Eddy loses, after which Harry gives him a week to pay back 500,000 pounds.
Director
Guy Ritchie
Year
1998
Genre
action, comedy, crime
Box Office
$3,753,929
Production
Summit Entertainment,The Steve Tisch Company,SKA Films,PolyGram Filmed Entertainment,Handmade Films
Awards
Won 1 BAFTA Award13 wins & 9 nominations total
Homepage
http://www.universalstudiosentertainment.com/lock-stock-and-two-smoking-barrels/
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Eddie Ladiesback to more important issues if you don't mindWe have only got two real gunsApparently that's what they areSo we find a good place to hide next doorwe wait till it sounds like the right timethen we Jack in the boxlook nasty and stuff cocoon - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:36
Eddie Ladiesback to more important issues if you don't...
Oh and if Tom or anyone else for that matterfeels like giving them a bit of a kickingI'm sure it won't do any harmYeah little bit of pain never hurt anybodyif you know what I meanAlso I think knives are a good ideaBig fuck off shiny onesOnes that look - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:48
Oh and if Tom or anyone else for that matterfeels like...
Yeah little bit of pain never hurt anybodyif you know what I mean - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:07
Yeah little bit of pain never hurt anybodyif you know what I...
Where the fuck are they going Shift a pianoI thought this was meant to be a robberyWhere did they get those outfitsBoth Not a bad idea that - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:11
Where the fuck are they going Shift a pianoI thought this...
Come on, I can't wait out here all day. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:08
Come on, I can't wait out here all day.
I thought you was gonna leave me out there all day. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:32
I thought you was gonna leave me out there all day.
What the fuck's going on? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:24
What the fuck's going on?
Charles, get the rifle out. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:36
Charles, get the rifle out.
What the fuck is that What the fuck's thatIt's me bren gunDon't you think you could have brought something a little bit more practical - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:10
What the fuck is that What the fuck's thatIt's me...
They fucking shot meWell shoot them back - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:05
They fucking shot meWell shoot them back
Jesus, plank. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:18
Jesus, plank.
What the fuck was that? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:15
What the fuck was that?
All right, now that I've got your attention, firstly I'm gonna blow his toes off. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:37
All right, now that I've got your attention, firstly...
And all your friends, there's a good lad. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:17
And all your friends, there's a good lad.
John, get them tied up. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:07
John, get them tied up.
Where? Out the back. And the weed? Out the back. Point. With what? Your fucking hands, now. I'm tied - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:19
Where? Out the back. And the weed? Out the back. Point. With...
I'm gonna cut him. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:10
I'm gonna cut him.
How you doing Mick How do you think I'm doingHe's fucking nearly chopped me arm off - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:07
How you doing Mick How do you think I'm doingHe's...
Lenny, what the fuck's been going on here? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:27
Lenny, what the fuck's been going on here?
Bollocks. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:24
Bollocks.
Come and have a lookAt what exactlyWell the Van's half fullSo all I've got to do is fill it upput you in it whatAnd I'm off - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:17
Come and have a lookAt what exactlyWell the Van's half...
Do you think you can carry more than one bag this time? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:21
Do you think you can carry more than one bag this time?
It's time I say good night nurse - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:04
It's time I say good night nurse
Where the fuck did she come fromThat is it Tie her up We're out of here - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:13
Where the fuck did she come fromThat is it Tie her up...
What are you doing, ed? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:22
What are you doing, ed?
The entire British empire was built on cups of teaSoap Yeah and look what happened to thatAnd if you think I'm going to war without one mate you're mistaken - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:11
The entire British empire was built on cups of teaSoap Yeah...
You won't get away with this. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:19
You won't get away with this.
How are we doing, Tom? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:10
How are we doing, Tom?
Where the hell are we gonna hide? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:09
Where the hell are we gonna hide?
Cor, they weigh a pound or two. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:10
Cor, they weigh a pound or two.
What the fuck? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:06
What the fuck?
Tie them up, tape them up, hands and face. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:10
Tie them up, tape them up, hands and face.
Keys. I want keys. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:18
Keys. I want keys.
I'll find youCourse you will sweetheartI'll find youWhat do you think this is fucking hide and seek - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:11
I'll find youCourse you will sweetheartI'll find...
Right, I'll see you in the Van when you've finished with handsome here. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:07
Right, I'll see you in the Van when you've...
Jesus that wasn't too bad was itWhen the bottle in my arse has contracted I'll let you knowBacon see what we've gotLet's have a butchers ehWe've hit the jackpot ladsWe've got god knows how much of this stinking weeda shit load ofcashand a traffic - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 01:15
Jesus that wasn't too bad was itWhen the bottle in my...
When the bottle in my arse has contracted, I'll let you know. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:11
When the bottle in my arse has contracted, I'll let you...
We've hit the jackpot, lads. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:39
We've hit the jackpot, lads.
Don't touch him up. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:13
Don't touch him up.
It's about time you gave my young friends a visit ChrisTomorrow's the day and mum's the wordNow I can't have that canl bazNo Harry you can'tI mean it's a LibertyAnd I can't have a Liberty taken can I ChrisNo Harry you can'tI mean it's enough to give me - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:33
It's about time you gave my young friends a visit...
Tomorrow's the day and mum's the word. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:26
Tomorrow's the day and mum's the word.
Eddie: Right, that's it. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:20
Eddie: Right, that's it.
It's skunk, and it's as good as it gets. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:35
It's skunk, and it's as good as it gets.
Lenny, take that round to snow white and the three little chemists. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:10
Lenny, take that round to snow white and the three little...
Lenny: Hang on a minute, Nathan. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:46
Lenny: Hang on a minute, Nathan.
Eddie: Not a bad day. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:17
Eddie: Not a bad day.
What, you want a toke on that? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:38
What, you want a toke on that?
Can we lock up and get drunk now please - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:05
Can we lock up and get drunk now please
What do you want a medalI'll shoot you in the fucking throat if I don't get my ganja back - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:07
What do you want a medalI'll shoot you in the fucking...
What did you shoot him with An air gunLook we grow weed We're not mercenariesYou don't say - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:18
What did you shoot him with An air gunLook we grow weed...
Look, we grow weed. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:39
Look, we grow weed.
You think this is a coincidenceThis white shite steals my thingsand thinks that he can sell it back to meHe's got less brains than you Lenny - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:11
You think this is a coincidenceThis white shite steals my...
Get Nickthe greasy wop Greek bastard round here nowIf he's still stupid enough to be on this planet - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:11
Get Nickthe greasy wop Greek bastard round here nowIf...
Your stupidity might be your one saving graceUhDon't uh me Greek boyHow is it your fucking stupid soon to be dead friendsthought that they might be able to steal my cannabisand then sell it back to meIs this a declaration of warIs this some white cunt's - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 01:17
Your stupidity might be your one saving graceUhDon't uh...
If you hold back anything, I'll kill you. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:28
If you hold back anything, I'll kill you.
So we've got a bit of a problem, ain't we? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:38
So we've got a bit of a problem, ain't we?
Scarface. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:52
Scarface.
Rory breaker Psychotic black dwarf with an afroThat'll be the same man yes - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:07
Rory breaker Psychotic black dwarf with an afroThat'll...
Well he can afford to do the deal at the price we're sellingIt's not worth him giving us any troublebecause he knows we'll be a pain in the arseand who needs a pain in the arseI'll take a pain in the arse for half a million quidYou'd take a pain in the - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:17
Well he can afford to do the deal at the price we're...
So they had the cash. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:28
So they had the cash.
Check your guns. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:13
Check your guns.
Yeah? That's no way to answer the phone. Is that you, Dean? No, it's lord fucking lucan. Who do you - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:56
Yeah? That's no way to answer the phone. Is that you,...
When you dance with the devil you wait for the song to stop - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:06
When you dance with the devil you wait for the song to stop
I mean, find them, torture them and kill them. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:28
I mean, find them, torture them and kill them.
Who was thatThat was Harry horrible hatchetJesus pve heard of him - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:07
Who was thatThat was Harry horrible hatchetJesus pve heard...
Dean We're in shit They were his fucking guns we sold - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:05
Dean We're in shit They were his fucking guns we sold
Six black cocks and a little white kitten sitting on the side of the road. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:46
Six black cocks and a little white kitten sitting on the...
We're gonna do a proper decoration jobI want the gray skies of London illuminatedI want that house painted red - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:11
We're gonna do a proper decoration jobI want the gray...
Now watch out for these fellowsThey've got a bit of an arsenaland they don't mind using it - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:09
Now watch out for these fellowsThey've got a bit of an...
You got something here for me, have you? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:08
You got something here for me, have you?
Thank you very much. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:13
Thank you very much.
Good boy. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:09
Good boy.
All right, wrap them guns up. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:12
All right, wrap them guns up.
He's the one we shot in the neck. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:06
He's the one we shot in the neck.
Is that right Mr Botanical - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:04
Is that right Mr Botanical
I don't believe this. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:11
I don't believe this.
The money The gearThis is fuckedNo moneyNo weedIt's all been replaced by a pile of corpses - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:25
The money The gearThis is fuckedNo moneyNo weedIt's all...
This is fucked. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:19
This is fucked.
How did you getyourhands on these then? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:36
How did you getyourhands on these then?
I don't think it's the right move. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:21
I don't think it's the right move.
Yeah? Thatyou, boy? It's ed, if that's what you mean. Pay day, isn't it? Yeah. I wanted to talk to y - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:36
Yeah? Thatyou, boy? It's ed, if that's what you...
Bastard! - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:08
Bastard!
Bastard You fucking bastard - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:06
Bastard You fucking bastard
What the fuck are you doing here? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:09
What the fuck are you doing here?
Job well done. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:46
Job well done.
You and me. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:07
You and me.
Oh no not again - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:04
Oh no not again
That's it. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:09
That's it.
That's it, we're off. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:10
That's it, we're off.
What is going on? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:28
What is going on?
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Eddy persuades his three pals to pool money for a vital poker game against a powerful local mobster, Hatchet Harry. Eddy loses, after which Harry gives him a week to pay back 500,000 pounds.

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Director: Guy Ritchie
Writer: Guy Ritchie
Production: Summit Entertainment,The Steve Tisch Company,SKA Films,PolyGram Filmed Entertainment,Handmade Films
Genre: action, comedy, crime
Year: 1998
MetaScore: 66/100
ImdbRating: 8.2
BoxOffice: $3,753,929
Released: 28 Aug 1998
Awards: Won 1 BAFTA Award13 wins & 9 nominations total
Homepage: http://www.universalstudiosentertainment.com/lock-stock-and-two-smoking-barrels/
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