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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Robert's your father's brother

Dog:Robert's your father's brother

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And Robert's your father's brother
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Duration
4 seconds
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127
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:10
Uploaded
Feb 19, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Summit Entertainment,The Steve Tisch Company,SKA Films,PolyGram Filmed Entertainment,Handmade Films

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Movie Summary

Eddy persuades his three pals to pool money for a vital poker game against a powerful local mobster, Hatchet Harry. Eddy loses, after which Harry gives him a week to pay back 500,000 pounds.
Eddie Ladiesback to more important issues if you don't mindWe have only got two real gunsApparently that's what they areSo we find a good place to hide next doorwe wait till it sounds like the right timethen we Jack in the boxlook nasty and stuff cocoon - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:36
Eddie Ladiesback to more important issues if you don't...
Oh and if Tom or anyone else for that matterfeels like giving them a bit of a kickingI'm sure it won't do any harmYeah little bit of pain never hurt anybodyif you know what I meanAlso I think knives are a good ideaBig fuck off shiny onesOnes that look - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:48
Oh and if Tom or anyone else for that matterfeels like...
Yeah little bit of pain never hurt anybodyif you know what I mean - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:07
Yeah little bit of pain never hurt anybodyif you know what I...
Where the fuck are they going Shift a pianoI thought this was meant to be a robberyWhere did they get those outfitsBoth Not a bad idea that - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:11
Where the fuck are they going Shift a pianoI thought this...
Come on, I can't wait out here all day. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:08
Come on, I can't wait out here all day.
I thought you was gonna leave me out there all day. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:32
I thought you was gonna leave me out there all day.
What the fuck's going on? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:24
What the fuck's going on?
Charles, get the rifle out. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:36
Charles, get the rifle out.
What the fuck is that What the fuck's thatIt's me bren gunDon't you think you could have brought something a little bit more practical - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:10
What the fuck is that What the fuck's thatIt's me...
They fucking shot meWell shoot them back - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:05
They fucking shot meWell shoot them back
Jesus, plank. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:18
Jesus, plank.
What the fuck was that? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:15
What the fuck was that?
All right, now that I've got your attention, firstly I'm gonna blow his toes off. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:37
All right, now that I've got your attention, firstly...
And all your friends, there's a good lad. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:17
And all your friends, there's a good lad.
John, get them tied up. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:07
John, get them tied up.
Where? Out the back. And the weed? Out the back. Point. With what? Your fucking hands, now. I'm tied - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:19
Where? Out the back. And the weed? Out the back. Point. With...
I'm gonna cut him. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:10
I'm gonna cut him.
How you doing Mick How do you think I'm doingHe's fucking nearly chopped me arm off - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:07
How you doing Mick How do you think I'm doingHe's...
Lenny, what the fuck's been going on here? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:27
Lenny, what the fuck's been going on here?
Bollocks. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:24
Bollocks.