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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Can we lock up and get drunk now?

Eddie:
Can we lock up and get drunk now?

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Can we lock up and get drunk now please
Available in 6 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
767
Timestamp in Movie
01:11:46
Uploaded
Feb 19, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Summit Entertainment,The Steve Tisch Company,SKA Films,PolyGram Filmed Entertainment,Handmade Films

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Movie Summary

Eddy persuades his three pals to pool money for a vital poker game against a powerful local mobster, Hatchet Harry. Eddy loses, after which Harry gives him a week to pay back 500,000 pounds.

Actors

Nick Moran
Eddie
Nick Moran
Jason Statham
Bacon
Jason Statham
What do you want a medalI'll shoot you in the fucking throat if I don't get my ganja back - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:07
What do you want a medalI'll shoot you in the fucking...
What did you shoot him with An air gunLook we grow weed We're not mercenariesYou don't say - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:18
What did you shoot him with An air gunLook we grow weed...
Look, we grow weed. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:39
Look, we grow weed.
You think this is a coincidenceThis white shite steals my thingsand thinks that he can sell it back to meHe's got less brains than you Lenny - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:11
You think this is a coincidenceThis white shite steals my...
Get Nickthe greasy wop Greek bastard round here nowIf he's still stupid enough to be on this planet - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:11
Get Nickthe greasy wop Greek bastard round here nowIf...
Your stupidity might be your one saving graceUhDon't uh me Greek boyHow is it your fucking stupid soon to be dead friendsthought that they might be able to steal my cannabisand then sell it back to meIs this a declaration of warIs this some white cunt's - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 01:17
Your stupidity might be your one saving graceUhDon't uh...
If you hold back anything, I'll kill you. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:28
If you hold back anything, I'll kill you.
So we've got a bit of a problem, ain't we? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:38
So we've got a bit of a problem, ain't we?
Scarface. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:52
Scarface.
Rory breaker Psychotic black dwarf with an afroThat'll be the same man yes - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:07
Rory breaker Psychotic black dwarf with an afroThat'll...
Well he can afford to do the deal at the price we're sellingIt's not worth him giving us any troublebecause he knows we'll be a pain in the arseand who needs a pain in the arseI'll take a pain in the arse for half a million quidYou'd take a pain in the - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:17
Well he can afford to do the deal at the price we're...
So they had the cash. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:28
So they had the cash.
Check your guns. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:13
Check your guns.
Yeah? That's no way to answer the phone. Is that you, Dean? No, it's lord fucking lucan. Who do you - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:56
Yeah? That's no way to answer the phone. Is that you,...
When you dance with the devil you wait for the song to stop - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:06
When you dance with the devil you wait for the song to stop
I mean, find them, torture them and kill them. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:28
I mean, find them, torture them and kill them.
Who was thatThat was Harry horrible hatchetJesus pve heard of him - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:07
Who was thatThat was Harry horrible hatchetJesus pve heard...
Dean We're in shit They were his fucking guns we sold - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:05
Dean We're in shit They were his fucking guns we sold
Six black cocks and a little white kitten sitting on the side of the road. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:46
Six black cocks and a little white kitten sitting on the...
We're gonna do a proper decoration jobI want the gray skies of London illuminatedI want that house painted red - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:11
We're gonna do a proper decoration jobI want the gray...