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Charles, get the rifle out

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Planks of wood. I'mworking with fucking planks of wood. Shit. What the fuck is that?What...

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels • 1998

Charles, get the rifle out. We're being fucked. It must be this one. Hold that gun. Plank, give me the keys.Give me the keys, plank. Don't point it at me,bollocks, point it in there. Dog: Planks of wood. I'mworking with fucking planks of wood. Shit. What the fuck is that?What the fuck's that? It's me bren gun. Don't you think you could have broughtsomething a little bit more practical? Don't none of you slags move.I'll kill the fucking lot of you! Who are you gonna kill, plank?There's no one fucking there

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Charles get the rifle out

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We're being fucked

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It must be this one

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Hold that gun

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Plank give me the keys Give me the keys plank

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Don't point it at me bollocks point it in there

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Dog Planks of wood I'm working with fucking planks of wood

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Shit

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What the fuck is that What the fuck's that

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It's me bren gun

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Don't you think you could have brought something a little bit more practical

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Don't none of you slags move I'll kill the fucking lot of you

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Who are you gonna kill plank There's no one fucking there

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تشارليز أخرج البندقية

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لقد خدعنا

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لابد أنه هذا

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أمسك هذه البندقية بلانك أعطنى المفاتيح

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لا تفعل هذا بى

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ألواح من الخشب أنا أعمل مع ألواح من الخشب

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اللعنة ماهذا بحق الجحيم

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ماهذا بحق الجحيم

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انها رشاش برين الخاص بى

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ألم تحضر شيئا أكثر عمليا من هذا

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اذا تحرك أحدكم سأقوم بقتله

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من الذى ستقوم بقتله يابلانك لا يوجد أحد هنا

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Charles

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sort le fusil

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On se fait baiser

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C'est celle là

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Tiens ça

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Donne moi les clés

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Braque pas mes couilles

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Je suis entouré de demeurés

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C'est quoi ça

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Ma mitraillette

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T'aurais pas pu faire plus pratique

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Bougez pas ou je vous bute

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Tu vas buter qui Y a personne

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Charles keluarkan senapan nya

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Kita dirampok

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Ini pasti kuncinya

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Tahan tembakan

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Plank berikan kuncinya Berikan kuncinya Plank

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Jangan arahkan senapanmu padaku Arahkan kesana

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Plank Papan Kayu aku sedang bekerja dengan si Plank Papan Kayu

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Sial

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Apa itu Apa itu

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Ini senapan Mesin ku

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Bisakah kau bawa benda yang lebih praktis

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Jangan ada yang bergerak Akan kubunuh kalian semua

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Siapa yang akan kau bunuh Plank Tak ada orang di sana

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Чарльз принеси ружье

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нас грабят

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дай мне ключи Плэнк

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тупицы Я работаю с тупицами

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Что это Пулемет

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не было ничего более практичного

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не двигаться Убью на месте

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Trae el rifle

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Nos están jodiendo

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Debe ser esta

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Aguanta esa pistola

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Plank dame las llaves Dame las llaves Plank

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No me apuntes imbécil

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lmbéciles

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Trabajo con putos subnormales

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Mierda

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Qué coño es esto

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Qué carajos es eso Mi pistola Bren

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No tenias nada más práctico

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Que nadie se mueva Los mato a todos

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A quién vas a matar Plank Ahi no hay nadie

Available in 7 languages

Duration

36 seconds

Views

200

Timestamp in Movie

00:56:11

Uploaded

Feb 19, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Summit Entertainment,The Steve Tisch Company,SKA Films,PolyGram Filmed Entertainment,Handmade Films

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Movie Summary

Eddy persuades his three pals to pool money for a vital poker game against a powerful local mobster, Hatchet Harry. Eddy loses, after which Harry gives him a week to pay back 500,000 pounds.