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Winston Charles why have we got that cageSecurityThat's rightThat's right securitySo what's the point in having it ifwe're not gonna fucking use itWell I would have used it Winston but this is
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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah? And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of...

Winston:
Charles, why have we got that cage?Charles:Uh, security.Winston:That's right, that's right, security. So what's the point in having it if we're not goin' fucking use it?Charles:Well, I would've used it but this is Willie and Willie lives here.Winston:Yes, but you didn't know it was Willie until you opened the door, did you?Willie:Chill, Winston, it's me. Charlie knows it's me. What's the problem?Winston:The problem, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not the quickest of cats at the best of times. So just do as I say and keep *the fucking cage locked!* What is that?Willie:That's Gloria.Winston:Yes I know that's Gloria, what's that?Willie:Fertilizer.Winston:You went out six hours ago to buy a money counter and you come back with a semi-conscious Gloria and a bag of Fertilizer. Alarm bells are ringing, Willie.Willie:We need fertilizer Winston.Winston:Mmmhmm. We also need a money counter. This money's got to be out by Thursday, I'm buggered if I'm gonna count it. Just make sure if you do need to buy sodding fertilizer you could be a bit more subtle.Willie:What do you mean?Winston:We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah? And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of Fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fucking- culturalist! That's what I mean Willie

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Winston Charles why have we got that cage
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Security
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That's right
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That's right security
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So what's the point in having it ifwe're not gonna fucking use it
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Well I would have used it Winston but this is Willie
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And Willie lives here
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Yes Charles but you didn't know it was Willie
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until you opened the door did you
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Chill Winston
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It's me Charlie knows it's me
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What's the problem
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The problem is Willie
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that Charles and yourself are not the quickest of cats
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at the best of times So just do as I say
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and keep the fucking cage locked
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What is that
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That's Gloria Yes I know that's Gloria
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What's that
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Fertilizer
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You went out six hours ago to buy a money counter
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and you come back with a semi conscious Gloria and a bag of fertilizer
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Alarm bells are ringing Willie
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We need fertilizer Winston
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We also need a money counter
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This money's gotta be out by Thursday
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I'm buggered if I'm gonna count it
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And if you do have to buy sodding fertilizer
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could you just be a little more subfle
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What do you mean
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We grow copious amounts of ganja yeah
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Yeah
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And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer
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You don't look like your average horti fucking culturalist
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That's what I mean Willie
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Duration
99 seconds
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1,659
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:56
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Feb 19, 2026
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Summit Entertainment,The Steve Tisch Company,SKA Films,PolyGram Filmed Entertainment,Handmade Films

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Movie Summary

Eddy persuades his three pals to pool money for a vital poker game against a powerful local mobster, Hatchet Harry. Eddy loses, after which Harry gives him a week to pay back 500,000 pounds.

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