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Come and have a lookAt what exactlyWell the Van's half fullSo all I've got to do is fill it upput you in it whatAnd I'm off
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Come take a look at this.Traffic Warden:Take a look at what, exactly?Paul:Well, the van's half-full. So all I have to do is fill it up, put you in it,Paul:and I'm off

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Come and have a look
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At what exactly
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Well the Van's half full
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So all I've got to do is fill it up
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put you in it what
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And I'm off
Available in 6 languages
Duration
17 seconds
Views
2,631
Timestamp in Movie
01:01:30
Uploaded
Feb 19, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Summit Entertainment,The Steve Tisch Company,SKA Films,PolyGram Filmed Entertainment,Handmade Films

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Movie Summary

Eddy persuades his three pals to pool money for a vital poker game against a powerful local mobster, Hatchet Harry. Eddy loses, after which Harry gives him a week to pay back 500,000 pounds.

Actors
Paul
Huggy Leaver
Rob Brydon
Traffic Warden
Rob Brydon
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