To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
Fucking northern monkeysI hate these fucking southern fairies
Please log in to add to collections.
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

I hate these fucking southern fairies!

Barry the Baptist:
Fucking northern monkeys!Lenny:I hate these Fucking southern fairies!

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.127
Fucking northern monkeys
00:00:06.422 --> 00:00:09.383
I hate these fucking southern fairies
Available in 7 languages
Duration
10 seconds
Views
4,342
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:48
Uploaded
Feb 19, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Summit Entertainment,The Steve Tisch Company,SKA Films,PolyGram Filmed Entertainment,Handmade Films

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

Eddy persuades his three pals to pool money for a vital poker game against a powerful local mobster, Hatchet Harry. Eddy loses, after which Harry gives him a week to pay back 500,000 pounds.

Actors
Barry The Baptist
Lenny McLean
Lenny
Stephen Callender-Ferrier
Alan: Ed has been playing cards since he could lift them up, and he soon discovered that he had a big advantage. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:22
Alan: Ed has been playing cards since he could lift them up,...
Invitations. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:30
Invitations.
Evening, frazer. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:33
Evening, frazer.
You must be Eddie jd's sonYou must be HarrySorry didn't know your fatherNever mind sonYou just might meet him if you carry on like that - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:15
You must be Eddie jd's sonYou must be HarrySorry...
Right, we call each other Kenny, okay, Gary? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:40
Right, we call each other Kenny, okay, Gary?
I've just spent 220 quid on me hairIf you think I'm pulling a stocking over ityou're very much mistaken - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:07
I've just spent 220 quid on me hairIf you think...
What are you doing? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:15
What are you doing?
What sort of pub is this, then? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:41
What sort of pub is this, then?
Dean: Whoa, whoa, Kenny! - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:24
Dean: Whoa, whoa, Kenny!
You wanna be more careful, old fella. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:11
You wanna be more careful, old fella.
20 grand, open. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:10
20 grand, open.
20 grand, open. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:12
20 grand, open.
Don't go spending that all at once boy - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:05
Don't go spending that all at once boy
Oh, bloody hell. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:32
Oh, bloody hell.
Fucking southern shandy-drinking bastard! - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:06
Fucking southern shandy-drinking bastard!
Give me my money! - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:18
Give me my money!
Come on, you. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:07
Come on, you.
You bastard. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:09
You bastard.
20 grand, open. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:32
20 grand, open.
Back to you already Eddie - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:04
Back to you already Eddie