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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Get Nick, the greasy wop, shistos, pesevengi, gamouri Greek bastard round here now, if...

Rory Breaker:
Get Nick, the greasy wop, shistos, pesevengi, gamouri Greek bastard round here now, if he's still stupid enough to be on this planet!

Full Transcript

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Get Nick
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the greasy wop Greek bastard round here now
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If he's still stupid enough to be on this planet
Available in 7 languages
Duration
11 seconds
Views
1,484
Timestamp in Movie
01:12:49
Uploaded
Feb 19, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Summit Entertainment,The Steve Tisch Company,SKA Films,PolyGram Filmed Entertainment,Handmade Films

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Movie Summary

Eddy persuades his three pals to pool money for a vital poker game against a powerful local mobster, Hatchet Harry. Eddy loses, after which Harry gives him a week to pay back 500,000 pounds.

Actors

Vas Blackwood
Rory Breaker
Vas Blackwood
Your stupidity might be your one saving graceUhDon't uh me Greek boyHow is it your fucking stupid soon to be dead friendsthought that they might be able to steal my cannabisand then sell it back to meIs this a declaration of warIs this some white cunt's - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 01:17
Your stupidity might be your one saving graceUhDon't uh...
If you hold back anything, I'll kill you. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:28
If you hold back anything, I'll kill you.
So we've got a bit of a problem, ain't we? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:38
So we've got a bit of a problem, ain't we?
Scarface. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:52
Scarface.
Rory breaker Psychotic black dwarf with an afroThat'll be the same man yes - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:07
Rory breaker Psychotic black dwarf with an afroThat'll...
Well he can afford to do the deal at the price we're sellingIt's not worth him giving us any troublebecause he knows we'll be a pain in the arseand who needs a pain in the arseI'll take a pain in the arse for half a million quidYou'd take a pain in the - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:17
Well he can afford to do the deal at the price we're...
So they had the cash. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:28
So they had the cash.
Check your guns. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:13
Check your guns.
Yeah? That's no way to answer the phone. Is that you, Dean? No, it's lord fucking lucan. Who do you - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:56
Yeah? That's no way to answer the phone. Is that you,...
When you dance with the devil you wait for the song to stop - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:06
When you dance with the devil you wait for the song to stop
I mean, find them, torture them and kill them. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:28
I mean, find them, torture them and kill them.
Who was thatThat was Harry horrible hatchetJesus pve heard of him - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:07
Who was thatThat was Harry horrible hatchetJesus pve heard...
Dean We're in shit They were his fucking guns we sold - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:05
Dean We're in shit They were his fucking guns we sold
Six black cocks and a little white kitten sitting on the side of the road. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:46
Six black cocks and a little white kitten sitting on the...
We're gonna do a proper decoration jobI want the gray skies of London illuminatedI want that house painted red - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:11
We're gonna do a proper decoration jobI want the gray...
Now watch out for these fellowsThey've got a bit of an arsenaland they don't mind using it - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:09
Now watch out for these fellowsThey've got a bit of an...
You got something here for me, have you? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:08
You got something here for me, have you?
Thank you very much. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:13
Thank you very much.
Good boy. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:09
Good boy.
All right, wrap them guns up. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:12
All right, wrap them guns up.