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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

How are we doing, Tom? Right as rain. I'm just gonna takecare of the cabs. Keep us posted

How are we doing, Tom? Right as rain. I'm just gonna takecare of the cabs. Keep us posted

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How are we doing Tom
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Right as rain
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I'm just gonna take care of the cabs
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Keep us posted
Available in 7 languages
Duration
10 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
01:04:46
Uploaded
Feb 19, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Summit Entertainment,The Steve Tisch Company,SKA Films,PolyGram Filmed Entertainment,Handmade Films

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Movie Summary

Eddy persuades his three pals to pool money for a vital poker game against a powerful local mobster, Hatchet Harry. Eddy loses, after which Harry gives him a week to pay back 500,000 pounds.
Where the hell are we gonna hide? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:09
Where the hell are we gonna hide?
Cor, they weigh a pound or two. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:10
Cor, they weigh a pound or two.
What the fuck? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:06
What the fuck?
Tie them up, tape them up, hands and face. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:10
Tie them up, tape them up, hands and face.
Keys. I want keys. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:18
Keys. I want keys.
I'll find youCourse you will sweetheartI'll find youWhat do you think this is fucking hide and seek - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:11
I'll find youCourse you will sweetheartI'll find...
Right, I'll see you in the Van when you've finished with handsome here. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:07
Right, I'll see you in the Van when you've...
Jesus that wasn't too bad was itWhen the bottle in my arse has contracted I'll let you knowBacon see what we've gotLet's have a butchers ehWe've hit the jackpot ladsWe've got god knows how much of this stinking weeda shit load ofcashand a traffic - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 01:15
Jesus that wasn't too bad was itWhen the bottle in my...
When the bottle in my arse has contracted, I'll let you know. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:11
When the bottle in my arse has contracted, I'll let you...
We've hit the jackpot, lads. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:39
We've hit the jackpot, lads.
Don't touch him up. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:13
Don't touch him up.
It's about time you gave my young friends a visit ChrisTomorrow's the day and mum's the wordNow I can't have that canl bazNo Harry you can'tI mean it's a LibertyAnd I can't have a Liberty taken can I ChrisNo Harry you can'tI mean it's enough to give me - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:33
It's about time you gave my young friends a visit...
Tomorrow's the day and mum's the word. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:26
Tomorrow's the day and mum's the word.
Eddie: Right, that's it. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:20
Eddie: Right, that's it.
It's skunk, and it's as good as it gets. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:35
It's skunk, and it's as good as it gets.
Lenny, take that round to snow white and the three little chemists. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:10
Lenny, take that round to snow white and the three little...
Lenny: Hang on a minute, Nathan. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:46
Lenny: Hang on a minute, Nathan.
Eddie: Not a bad day. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:17
Eddie: Not a bad day.
What, you want a toke on that? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:38
What, you want a toke on that?
Can we lock up and get drunk now please - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:05
Can we lock up and get drunk now please