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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

I don't believe this. Whatthe fuck has happened here? Jesus. The money. The gear

I don't believe this. Whatthe fuck has happened here? Jesus. The money. The gear

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I don't believe this What the fuck has happened here
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Jesus
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The money The gear
Available in 6 languages
Duration
11 seconds
Views
67
Timestamp in Movie
01:25:45
Uploaded
Feb 19, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Summit Entertainment,The Steve Tisch Company,SKA Films,PolyGram Filmed Entertainment,Handmade Films

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Movie Summary

Eddy persuades his three pals to pool money for a vital poker game against a powerful local mobster, Hatchet Harry. Eddy loses, after which Harry gives him a week to pay back 500,000 pounds.
The money The gearThis is fuckedNo moneyNo weedIt's all been replaced by a pile of corpses - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:25
The money The gearThis is fuckedNo moneyNo weedIt's all...
This is fucked. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:19
This is fucked.
How did you getyourhands on these then? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:36
How did you getyourhands on these then?
I don't think it's the right move. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:21
I don't think it's the right move.
Yeah? Thatyou, boy? It's ed, if that's what you mean. Pay day, isn't it? Yeah. I wanted to talk to y - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:36
Yeah? Thatyou, boy? It's ed, if that's what you...
Bastard! - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:08
Bastard!
Bastard You fucking bastard - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:06
Bastard You fucking bastard
What the fuck are you doing here? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:09
What the fuck are you doing here?
Job well done. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:46
Job well done.
You and me. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:07
You and me.
Oh no not again - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:04
Oh no not again
That's it. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:09
That's it.
That's it, we're off. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:10
That's it, we're off.
What is going on? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:28
What is going on?
Never ever has anyone everbeen as fucking rude to meas you didFucking bastard - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:17
Never ever has anyone everbeen as fucking rude to meas you...
Never ever has anyone ever been as fucking rude to me as you did! - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:17
Never ever has anyone ever been as fucking rude to me as you...
You all right, mate? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:06
You all right, mate?
Alan: Now this was an embarrassing position for Tom to be in. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:24
Alan: Now this was an embarrassing position for Tom to be...
I think your dad would like a word with you, ed. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:06
I think your dad would like a word with you, ed.
Where are the others? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:07
Where are the others?