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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

I don't want to know who you use, as long as they're not complete muppets

"Hatchet" Harry: I don't want to know who you use, as long as they're not complete muppets

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I don't wanna know who you use
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as long as they're not complete muppets
Available in 6 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
2,111
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:12
Uploaded
Feb 19, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Summit Entertainment,The Steve Tisch Company,SKA Films,PolyGram Filmed Entertainment,Handmade Films

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Movie Summary

Eddy persuades his three pals to pool money for a vital poker game against a powerful local mobster, Hatchet Harry. Eddy loses, after which Harry gives him a week to pay back 500,000 pounds.
Shotguns What like guns that fire shotYou must be the brains thenThat's right guns that fire shots - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:10
Shotguns What like guns that fire shotYou must be the brains...
So who's the guv Who are we doing this forYou're doing it for me is all you need to knowYou know because you need to knowI seeOne of those on a need to know basis things is itLike one of those James Bond filmsCareful remember who's giving you this job - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:23
So who's the guv Who are we doing this forYou're...
Call me when you're done Ta ta - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:05
Call me when you're done Ta ta
Fucking northern monkeysI hate these fucking southern fairies - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:10
Fucking northern monkeysI hate these fucking southern...
Alan: Ed has been playing cards since he could lift them up, and he soon discovered that he had a big advantage. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:22
Alan: Ed has been playing cards since he could lift them up,...
Invitations. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:30
Invitations.
Evening, frazer. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:33
Evening, frazer.
You must be Eddie jd's sonYou must be HarrySorry didn't know your fatherNever mind sonYou just might meet him if you carry on like that - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:15
You must be Eddie jd's sonYou must be HarrySorry...
Right, we call each other Kenny, okay, Gary? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:40
Right, we call each other Kenny, okay, Gary?
I've just spent 220 quid on me hairIf you think I'm pulling a stocking over ityou're very much mistaken - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:07
I've just spent 220 quid on me hairIf you think...
What are you doing? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:15
What are you doing?
What sort of pub is this, then? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:41
What sort of pub is this, then?
Dean: Whoa, whoa, Kenny! - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:24
Dean: Whoa, whoa, Kenny!
You wanna be more careful, old fella. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:11
You wanna be more careful, old fella.
20 grand, open. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:10
20 grand, open.
20 grand, open. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:12
20 grand, open.
Don't go spending that all at once boy - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:05
Don't go spending that all at once boy
Oh, bloody hell. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:32
Oh, bloody hell.
Fucking southern shandy-drinking bastard! - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:06
Fucking southern shandy-drinking bastard!
Give me my money! - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:18
Give me my money!