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I'll find youCourse you will sweetheartI'll find youWhat do you think this is fucking hide and seek
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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

What d'you think this is? Fucking hide and seek?

Dog:
I'll find you... I'll find you.Bacon:'Course you will sweetheart!Dog:I'll find you.Bacon:What d'you think this is? Fucking hide and seek?

Full Transcript

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I'll find you
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Course you will sweetheart
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I'll find you
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What do you think this is fucking hide and seek
Available in 7 languages
Duration
11 seconds
Views
1,402
Timestamp in Movie
01:06:21
Uploaded
Feb 19, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Summit Entertainment,The Steve Tisch Company,SKA Films,PolyGram Filmed Entertainment,Handmade Films

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Movie Summary

Eddy persuades his three pals to pool money for a vital poker game against a powerful local mobster, Hatchet Harry. Eddy loses, after which Harry gives him a week to pay back 500,000 pounds.

Actors

Frank Harper
Dog
Frank Harper
Jason Statham
Bacon
Jason Statham
Right, I'll see you in the Van when you've finished with handsome here. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:07
Right, I'll see you in the Van when you've...
Jesus that wasn't too bad was itWhen the bottle in my arse has contracted I'll let you knowBacon see what we've gotLet's have a butchers ehWe've hit the jackpot ladsWe've got god knows how much of this stinking weeda shit load ofcashand a traffic - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 01:15
Jesus that wasn't too bad was itWhen the bottle in my...
When the bottle in my arse has contracted, I'll let you know. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:11
When the bottle in my arse has contracted, I'll let you...
We've hit the jackpot, lads. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:39
We've hit the jackpot, lads.
Don't touch him up. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:13
Don't touch him up.
It's about time you gave my young friends a visit ChrisTomorrow's the day and mum's the wordNow I can't have that canl bazNo Harry you can'tI mean it's a LibertyAnd I can't have a Liberty taken can I ChrisNo Harry you can'tI mean it's enough to give me - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:33
It's about time you gave my young friends a visit...
Tomorrow's the day and mum's the word. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:26
Tomorrow's the day and mum's the word.
Eddie: Right, that's it. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:20
Eddie: Right, that's it.
It's skunk, and it's as good as it gets. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:35
It's skunk, and it's as good as it gets.
Lenny, take that round to snow white and the three little chemists. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:10
Lenny, take that round to snow white and the three little...
Lenny: Hang on a minute, Nathan. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:46
Lenny: Hang on a minute, Nathan.
Eddie: Not a bad day. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:17
Eddie: Not a bad day.
What, you want a toke on that? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:38
What, you want a toke on that?
Can we lock up and get drunk now please - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:05
Can we lock up and get drunk now please
What do you want a medalI'll shoot you in the fucking throat if I don't get my ganja back - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:07
What do you want a medalI'll shoot you in the fucking...
What did you shoot him with An air gunLook we grow weed We're not mercenariesYou don't say - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:18
What did you shoot him with An air gunLook we grow weed...
Look, we grow weed. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:39
Look, we grow weed.
You think this is a coincidenceThis white shite steals my thingsand thinks that he can sell it back to meHe's got less brains than you Lenny - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:11
You think this is a coincidenceThis white shite steals my...
Get Nickthe greasy wop Greek bastard round here nowIf he's still stupid enough to be on this planet - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:11
Get Nickthe greasy wop Greek bastard round here nowIf...
Your stupidity might be your one saving graceUhDon't uh me Greek boyHow is it your fucking stupid soon to be dead friendsthought that they might be able to steal my cannabisand then sell it back to meIs this a declaration of warIs this some white cunt's - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 01:17
Your stupidity might be your one saving graceUhDon't uh...