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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

I will. You will what? I will loan you the money

I will. You will what? I will loan you the money

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I will
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You will what
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I will loan you the money
Available in 6 languages
Duration
12 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:45
Uploaded
Feb 19, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Summit Entertainment,The Steve Tisch Company,SKA Films,PolyGram Filmed Entertainment,Handmade Films

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Movie Summary

Eddy persuades his three pals to pool money for a vital poker game against a powerful local mobster, Hatchet Harry. Eddy loses, after which Harry gives him a week to pay back 500,000 pounds.
No, I think I'd rather just turn them over. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:33
No, I think I'd rather just turn them over.
I'll see you. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:17
I'll see you.
Is that it? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:06
Is that it?
Hello, boy. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:30
Hello, boy.
Alan: He then proceeded to explain the unfortunate position they were in. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:40
Alan: He then proceeded to explain the unfortunate position...
What's all the fuss about Harry? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:37
What's all the fuss about Harry?
Bacon Once there was this geezer called smithy Robinsonwho worked for Harrybut it was rumored that he was on the takeHarry's invited smithy round for an explanationSmithy didn't do a very good job Within a minuteHarry's lost his rag reached out for the - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:36
Bacon Once there was this geezer called smithy Robinsonwho...
Now that was seen as a pleasant way to go. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:14
Now that was seen as a pleasant way to go.
Golf The best way to spoil a good walkWinston Churchill said thatI say it's a dog eat dog worldand I've got bigger teeth than you two - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:21
Golf The best way to spoil a good walkWinston Churchill said...
Winston Churchill said that. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:22
Winston Churchill said that.
Yes, Gordon, is there something you'd like to tell us? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:24
Yes, Gordon, is there something you'd like to tell us?
You gonna let me down now? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:09
You gonna let me down now?
Oh, dog. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:17
Oh, dog.
We have got security for a reason, Willie. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:26
We have got security for a reason, Willie.
Plank: Fuck me. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:33
Plank: Fuck me.
Any chance of actually seeing the money? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:06
Any chance of actually seeing the money?
Listen to this one You open up a companycalled arse ticklers faggots fan club You whatYou take out an advert in the back page of some gay magadvertising the latest in arse intruding dildosYou sell it with I don't knowdoes what no other dildo can do until - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 01:19
Listen to this one You open up a companycalled arse ticklers...
Poofs Nothing heavy Four public schoolboys Soft as shite - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:06
Poofs Nothing heavy Four public schoolboys Soft as shite
Plank: They ponce around in funny hippy clothes all day, talking bollocks. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:59
Plank: They ponce around in funny hippy clothes all day,...
Hello my son do you want a lollyPiss off you nonce - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:07
Hello my son do you want a lollyPiss off you nonce