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Yeah? That's no way to answer the phone. Is that you, Dean? No, it's lord fucking lucan. Who do you

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Yeah? That's no wayto answer the phone. Is that you, Dean? No, it's lord fucking lucan....

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels • 1998

Yeah? That's no wayto answer the phone. Is that you, Dean? No, it's lord fucking lucan. Who do you think it is? What can I do for you? You know those guns Isold you? I need them back. Not likely, I'm afraid. I don'tthink I'll be seeing them again. Look, I've got themoney to pay for them. I'm sure you do, but Idon't think you understand. I ain't gonna be seeingthem or the guns again. Can't get them. If we can't get them,we can't get them. Vveh, you1lhaveto fucking get them. Look, we made the fucking dealfor everything inside the cabinet. Inside-out-fucking-side.I don't give a shit. You get those guns,because if you don't... Oh, yeah, bazza, or what? Have you heardof Harry lonsdale? Othennise known as "hackyou up with a hatchet Harry?" Well, this is James Bond, need-to-know time. When you dance with the devil,you wait for the song to stop. Know what I mean?

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Yeah

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That's no way to answer the phone

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Is that you Dean

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No it's lord fucking lucan

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Who do you think it is

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What can I do for you

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You know those guns I sold you I need them back

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Not likely I'm afraid I don't think I'll be seeing them again

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Look I've got the money to pay for them

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I'm sure you do but I don't think you understand

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I ain't gonna be seeing them or the guns again

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Can't get them

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If we can't get them we can't get them

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Vveh you1lhave to fucking get them

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Look we made the fucking deal for everything inside the cabinet

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Inside out fucking side I don't give a shit

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You get those guns because if you don't

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Oh yeah bazza or what

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Have you heard of Harry lonsdale

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Othennise known as hack you up with a hatchet Harry

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Well this is

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James Bond need to know time

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When you dance with the devil you wait for the song to stop

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Know what I mean

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نعم

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الا يوجد طريقة لتجيب على الهاتف

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هل هذا أنت يا دين

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لا اننى اللورد لوكان 0 من تعتقد سيكون

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ما الذى أستطيع أن أقدمه لك

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هذه البنادق التى بعتها لك أريدهم ثانية

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لا أعتقد هذا لا أعتقد أننى سأراهم ثانية

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سأدفع لهم المال

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أنا متأكد أنك ستفعل ولكنك لا تفهم

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انا لن أراهم لا هم ولا الأسلحة ثانية

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لا نستطيع الحصول عليهم

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اذا كنا لا نستطيع الحصول عليهم فلا نستطيع الحصول عليهم

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سيتوجب عليك أن تحصرهم

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لقد عقدنا الاتفاق على كل شىء داخل الخزنة

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داخل خارج لا أهتم

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أحضر هذه البنادق لأنك لو لم تفعل

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نعم يا بازا والا ماذا

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أسمعت عن هارى لونسدال

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أو المعروف باسم هارى الفأس الأعظم

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حسنا هذا هو

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جيمس بوند يريد أن يعرف الميعاد

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عندما ترقص مع الشيطان فانتظر حتى تنتهى الأغنية

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أتعرف ماذا أعنى

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C'est pas une façon de répondre

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C'est toi Dean

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Non c'est Lord Lucan À ton avis

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Tu veux quoi

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J'ai besoin de récupérer les fusils

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Pas possible Je les reverrai plus

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J'ai de l'argent

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Bien sûr mais tu saisis pas

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Je vais plus les revoir

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Je peux pas les avoir

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Si on peut pas on peut pas

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Vous avez intérêt

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On avait dit que l'intérieur

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Intérieur extérieur je m'en fous

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Si je les revoie pas

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Quoi

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Vous savez qui est Harry Lonsdale

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Surnommé la Hache

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C'est ça

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James Bond l'heure de vérité

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Quand tu danses avec le diable t'attends la fin de la chanson

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Tu me suis

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Ya

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Tak bisakah kau angkat teleponku

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Kaukah itu Dean

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Bukan ini Tn Lucan

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Menurutmu ini siapa

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Ada yang bisa kubantu

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Kau tahu senapan yang kujual padamu aku ingin senapan itu kembali

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Tidak mungkin Kurasa aku tak melihat senapan itu lagi

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Dengar aku punya uang untuk membelinya

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Aku yakin kau punya Tapi kurasa kau tak mengerti

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Aku takkan bisa melihat senapan itu lagi

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Kita tak dapat senapan itu

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Kalau tak dapat ya sudah

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Kau harus dapatkan senapan itu

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Dengar Kita sudah sepakat dengan barang yang ada di dalam lemari senjata

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Di dalam dan di luar Aku tak peduli

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Dapatkan senapan itu kalau tidak

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Oh ya Memangnya kenapa kalau tidak

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Kau pernah dengar Harry Lonsdale

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Atau biasa dipanggil Di tebas dengan si Kapak Harry

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Baik Ini

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James Bond harus kenal waktu

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Saat kau berdansa dengan iblis kau tunggu lagunya berhenti

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Paham maksudku

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да так отвечают на телефон

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Я их больше не увижу не их не ружья

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Вы обязаны их достать

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Машине Расчленим его топором

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так вот он и есть этот самый джеймс Бонд

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Diga

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Asi no se contesta el teléfono

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Eres tú Dean

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No el Padre Lucan Quién si no

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Qué deseas

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Sabes las pistolas que te vendí Las necesito

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Me temo que no

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No creo que las vuelva a ver

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Tengo el dinero para pagarlas

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Seguro que si Creo que no entendiste

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No volveré a verlos ni a ellos ni a las pistolas

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No podemos

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Si no podemos no podemos

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Tendrás que conseguirlas

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El trato era lo de dentro de la vitrina

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Adentro afuera y a mi qué

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Consigan las pistolas porque si no

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O qué cosa Bazza

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Han oido hablar de Harry Lonsdale Harry ''El Hacha''

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Llegó el momento

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de James Bond

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lo que necesitan saber

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Cuando bailas con el diablo esperas que la música acabe

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Me entiendes

Available in 7 languages

Duration

56 seconds

Views

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Timestamp in Movie

01:18:27

Uploaded

Feb 19, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Summit Entertainment,The Steve Tisch Company,SKA Films,PolyGram Filmed Entertainment,Handmade Films

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Movie Summary

Eddy persuades his three pals to pool money for a vital poker game against a powerful local mobster, Hatchet Harry. Eddy loses, after which Harry gives him a week to pay back 500,000 pounds.