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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

John, sit downand patch yourself up. You tart, it'sa fucking air rifle

Jesus, plank. Couldn't youhave got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thing. Shit. I've been shot. I don'tfucking believe this. Could everyonestop getting shot? Dog: John, sit downand patch yourself up. You tart, it'sa fucking air rifle

Full Transcript

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Jesus plank Couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges
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I can't see a bloody thing
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Shit
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I've been shot I don't fucking believe this
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Could everyone stop getting shot
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Dog John sit down and patch yourself up
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You tart it's a fucking air rifle
Available in 7 languages
Duration
18 seconds
Views
132
Timestamp in Movie
00:56:55
Uploaded
Feb 19, 2026
Genres
Production
Summit Entertainment,The Steve Tisch Company,SKA Films,PolyGram Filmed Entertainment,Handmade Films

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Movie Summary

Eddy persuades his three pals to pool money for a vital poker game against a powerful local mobster, Hatchet Harry. Eddy loses, after which Harry gives him a week to pay back 500,000 pounds.