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Jesus that wasn't too bad was itWhen the bottle in my arse has contracted I'll let you knowBacon see what we've gotLet's have a butchers ehWe've hit the jackpot ladsWe've got god knows how much of

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

I fucking hate traffic wardens

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels • 1998

Tom:
Jesus, that wasn't too bad, was it?Soap:When the bottle in my arse has contracted, I'll let you know.Eddie:Bacon, see what We've got.Bacon:Let's have a butcher's, eh?Bacon:We've hit the jackpot, lads! We've got God-knows-how-much of this stinking weed, a shitload of cash... and a traffic warden.Tom:What?Tom:Jesus, Ed, We've got a traffic warden!Bacon:I think he's still alive - he's got claret coming out of him somewhere. What did they want with a traffic warden?Eddie:I don't know, but I don't think we need him! Knock him out and dump him at the lights!Bacon:Knock him out? What'd ya mean, Knock him out? Knock him out with what?Eddie:I don't know! Use your imagination!Tom:Don't touch him up! Knock him out!Bacon:I'll knock you out in a minute! Look, you want to Knock him out? *You* Knock him out.Eddie:I fucking hate traffic wardens

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Jesus that wasn't too bad was it

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When the bottle in my arse has contracted I'll let you know

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Bacon see what we've got

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Let's have a butchers eh

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We've hit the jackpot lads

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We've got god knows how much of this stinking weed

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a shit load ofcash

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and a traffic warden

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What

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Jesus ed we got a traffic warden

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I think he's still alive

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He's got claret coming out of him somewhere

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What did they want with a traffic warden

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I don't know but I don't think we need him

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Knock him out and dump him at the lights

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Knock him out What do you mean knock him out

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Knock him out with what

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I don't know Use your imagination

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Don't touch him up Knock him out

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I'll knock you out in a minute

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Look you want to knock him out

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you knock him out

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I fucking hate traffic wardens

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ياللمسيح هذا لم يكن بهذا السوء أليس كذلك

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عندما تنكمش الزجاجة التى فى مؤخرتى سأدعك تعرف

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باكون أنظر ماذا لدينا

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دعنا نحصى الغنائم

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لقد حصلنا على الجائزة الكبرى يا أولاد

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الله وحده يعلم كمية هذه المخدرات

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حقائب من النقود

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ومراقب مرور

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ماذا

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ياللمسيح أيد لقد حصلنا على مراقب مرور

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أعتقد أنه مازال على قيد الحياة

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لديه دماء خارجة من مكان ما

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ما الذى يريدونه من مراقب المرور

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لا أعرف لا أعتقد أننا بحاجة اليه

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أضربه وتخلص منه

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ماذا تعنى بأضربه أضربه بماذا

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استخدم مخيلتك

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لا تلمسه اضربه

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سأضربه

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اذا كنت تريد أن تضربه فاضربه

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أنا أكره مراقبين المرور

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Ça s'est bien passé hein

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Quand mon cul se desserrera je te sonnerai

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Regarde ce qu'on a

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Voyons ça

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C'est le jackpot

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On a des tonnes d'herbe

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Du cash en pagaille

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Et un contractuel

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Quoi

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Putain on a un contractuel

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Il a l'air vivant

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Il perd du sang

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Il servait à quoi

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Je sais pas mais il nous sert à rien Mets le K 0 et balance le

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K 0 avec quoi

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Utilise ta tête

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Le chatouille pas

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C'est toi que je vais chatouiller

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T'as qu'à le faire

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Je hais les contractuels

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Wir nehmen's morgen zum halben Preis

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Wenn er es schnell loswerden will muss er's akzeptieren

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Gleich kommt ein Rennen Sei also so lieb und

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Lenny

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bring das zu Schneewittchen und den 3 Chemikern

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Sie sollen sich's anschauen

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Ich will eine zweite Meinung

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Warte mal da stinkt was

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Dein blödes Rasierwasser

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Leck mich du Clown

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Um Gottes willen helft mir

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Ich habe solche Schmerzen

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Geh langsam rein Nathan

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Leck mich Clown du gehst voran

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Los geh rein

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Sucht das Haus gründlich nach Wanzen ab

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Wozu Sie hätten sie wieder mitgenommen

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Du fängst zu spät an zu denken

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Es reicht dass die Möglichkeit besteht

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Wenn ihr alles durchsucht habt wird hier jeder Gauner eingesackt

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und gefoltert schwer

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Ich will wissen wer's war Sonst mache ich euch verantwortlich

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Tadi itu lumayan kan

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Saat aku kelelahan aku akan beritahu kalian

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Bacon lihat berapa yang kita dapat

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Ayo kita beli daging

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Kita kaya kawan

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Tuhan saja tahu berapa banyak uang dari ganja ini

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Uang yang banyak

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dan petugas lalu lintas

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Apa

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Ed Ada petugas lalu lintas

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Kurasa dia masih hidup

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Ada darah di kepalanya

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Apa yang mereka mau dari petugas lalu lintas

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Entahlah Kurasa kita tak butuh dia

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Pukul dia dan lempar dia di terowongan

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Pukul dia Apa maksudmu

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Pukul dengan apa

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Entahlah Gunakan imajinasimu

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Jangan menyentuhnya Pukul dia

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Akan kupukul kau sebentar lagi

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Dengar kau ingin memukulnya

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biar kau saja yang pukul

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Aku benci petugas lalu lintas

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Прошло неплохо а

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когда я успокоюсь я вам скажу

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Ребята мы в порядке

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Мы везем тонны вонючей травы

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груды наличных

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кажется он живой

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У него откуда то идет кровь

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Ударить Чем

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не знаю подумай

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не гладь его бей

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Я сейчас тебе врежу

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Хочешь ему врезать врежь

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ненавижу дорожных инспекторов

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Ave Maria No estuvo tan dificil

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Te diré cuando se contraiga la botella que llevo en el trasero

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A ver qué tenemos

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Vámonos de fiesta

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El premio gordo chicos

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Tenemos no sé cuanto de esta hierba pestilenta

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un cargamento entero de dinero

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y un policia de tráfico

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Qué

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Por Dios Ed tenemos a un policia de tráfico

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Creo que sigue vivo

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Le sale sangre de alguna parte

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Por qué

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No sé pero no creo que lo necesitemos

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Déjalo inconsciente y tiralo en el semáforo

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Cómo

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Con qué No sé Usa la imaginación

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No lo acaricies Pégale

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Calla o te pego a ti

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Si quieres pegarle pégale

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Odio a la policia de tráfico

Available in 7 languages

Duration

75 seconds

Views

820

Timestamp in Movie

01:07:05

Uploaded

Feb 19, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Summit Entertainment,The Steve Tisch Company,SKA Films,PolyGram Filmed Entertainment,Handmade Films

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Movie Summary

Eddy persuades his three pals to pool money for a vital poker game against a powerful local mobster, Hatchet Harry. Eddy loses, after which Harry gives him a week to pay back 500,000 pounds.

Actors

Tom

Soap

Dexter Fletcher

Eddie

Bacon