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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Job well done. We madea few quid out of that one. Son? Made a few quid, did you? Where's...

Job well done. We madea few quid out of that one. Son? Made a few quid, did you? Where's what I want? You all right down there, mate? Very fucking funny. Where's what I want? I've just left it in the office. We better go to theoffice and get it then. That's if you want yourson to see his next birthday. Now chop-fucking-chop. All right, fair enough. Where are you going? It's a 30-second driveor a five-minute walk. And I couldn't haveparked outside. I'd have got a ticket. I suppose that don'tmatter now, does it? Just be careful. Right

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Job well done We made a few quid out of that one
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Son
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Made a few quid did you
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Where's what I want
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You all right down there mate
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Very fucking funny
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Where's what I want
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I've just left it in the office
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We better go to the office and get it then
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That's if you want your son to see his next birthday
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Now chop fucking chop
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All right fair enough
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Where are you going
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It's a 30 second drive or a five minute walk
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And I couldn't have parked outside
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I'd have got a ticket
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I suppose that don't matter now does it
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Just be careful
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Right
Available in 7 languages
Duration
46 seconds
Views
63
Timestamp in Movie
01:30:05
Uploaded
Feb 19, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Summit Entertainment,The Steve Tisch Company,SKA Films,PolyGram Filmed Entertainment,Handmade Films

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Movie Summary

Eddy persuades his three pals to pool money for a vital poker game against a powerful local mobster, Hatchet Harry. Eddy loses, after which Harry gives him a week to pay back 500,000 pounds.
You and me. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:07
You and me.
Oh no not again - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:04
Oh no not again
That's it. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:09
That's it.
That's it, we're off. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:10
That's it, we're off.
What is going on? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:28
What is going on?
Never ever has anyone everbeen as fucking rude to meas you didFucking bastard - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:17
Never ever has anyone everbeen as fucking rude to meas you...
Never ever has anyone ever been as fucking rude to me as you did! - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:17
Never ever has anyone ever been as fucking rude to me as you...
You all right, mate? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:06
You all right, mate?
Alan: Now this was an embarrassing position for Tom to be in. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:24
Alan: Now this was an embarrassing position for Tom to be...
I think your dad would like a word with you, ed. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:06
I think your dad would like a word with you, ed.
Where are the others? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:07
Where are the others?
All right, dad? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:44
All right, dad?
So you in the clearMore importantly am IIt appears soAppearsYou'll have to do better than fucking appears my friendWell everybody's dead dad I think that's about as clear as you can get - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:21
So you in the clearMore importantly am IIt appears...
You're lucky you're still breathing, let alone able to walk. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:10
You're lucky you're still breathing, let alone...
You took your time. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:08
You took your time.
So the traffic warden identified the neighbors' bodieswhich sort of puts us in the clearThe only thing connecting us with the case is those shotgunsAnd Tom took care of themSoap You did take care of the shotguns didn't you TomI wanted to talk to you about - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 01:08
So the traffic warden identified the neighbors'...
You dippy bastardThe only thing connecting us with the caseis in the back of your car which is parked outsideThey cost us 700 quid I'm not gonna throw them awayAnd they're hardly likely to trace them back to us are theyDo you really think it's worth - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:26
You dippy bastardThe only thing connecting us with the...
Now you take those guns and you throw them off a bridgeAnd throw yourself off while you're at it - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:07
Now you take those guns and you throw them off a bridgeAnd...
Can I have a beer, please, dad? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:06
Can I have a beer, please, dad?
It's been emotional - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:04
It's been emotional