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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

John, get them tied up. Plank, where's the money? There. In those shoeboxes

John, get them tied up. Plank, where's the money? There. In those shoeboxes

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John get them tied up
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Plank where's the money
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There In those shoeboxes
Available in 7 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
55
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:25
Uploaded
Feb 19, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Summit Entertainment,The Steve Tisch Company,SKA Films,PolyGram Filmed Entertainment,Handmade Films

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Movie Summary

Eddy persuades his three pals to pool money for a vital poker game against a powerful local mobster, Hatchet Harry. Eddy loses, after which Harry gives him a week to pay back 500,000 pounds.
Where? Out the back. And the weed? Out the back. Point. With what? Your fucking hands, now. I'm tied - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:19
Where? Out the back. And the weed? Out the back. Point. With...
I'm gonna cut him. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:10
I'm gonna cut him.
How you doing Mick How do you think I'm doingHe's fucking nearly chopped me arm off - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:07
How you doing Mick How do you think I'm doingHe's...
Lenny, what the fuck's been going on here? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:27
Lenny, what the fuck's been going on here?
Bollocks. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:24
Bollocks.
Come and have a lookAt what exactlyWell the Van's half fullSo all I've got to do is fill it upput you in it whatAnd I'm off - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:17
Come and have a lookAt what exactlyWell the Van's half...
Do you think you can carry more than one bag this time? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:21
Do you think you can carry more than one bag this time?
It's time I say good night nurse - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:04
It's time I say good night nurse
Where the fuck did she come fromThat is it Tie her up We're out of here - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:13
Where the fuck did she come fromThat is it Tie her up...
What are you doing, ed? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:22
What are you doing, ed?
The entire British empire was built on cups of teaSoap Yeah and look what happened to thatAnd if you think I'm going to war without one mate you're mistaken - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:11
The entire British empire was built on cups of teaSoap Yeah...
You won't get away with this. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:19
You won't get away with this.
How are we doing, Tom? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:10
How are we doing, Tom?
Where the hell are we gonna hide? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:09
Where the hell are we gonna hide?
Cor, they weigh a pound or two. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:10
Cor, they weigh a pound or two.
What the fuck? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:06
What the fuck?
Tie them up, tape them up, hands and face. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:10
Tie them up, tape them up, hands and face.
Keys. I want keys. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:18
Keys. I want keys.
I'll find youCourse you will sweetheartI'll find youWhat do you think this is fucking hide and seek - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:11
I'll find youCourse you will sweetheartI'll find...
Right, I'll see you in the Van when you've finished with handsome here. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:07
Right, I'll see you in the Van when you've...