Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You...
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Tom:
Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!
Bacon:
So how long do you have to wait for a return?
Tom:
Probably no more than four weeks.
Bacon:
Well what good is that if we need it in six... no, five days?
Tom:
Well it was still a good idea.
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Now this is the smart bit
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You send back the check for 25 from the other company name
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Arse Ticklers Faggots Fan Club saying
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We're sorry and we couldn't get the supplies from America
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because they've run out of stock
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Now you see how many people cash that check
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Not a single soul
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Because who wants their bank manager to know
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they tickle arse when they're not paying in checks
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So how long do you have to wait till you see the return
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Probably no more than four weeks
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A month
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So what fucking good is that if we need it in six
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 1115
Timestamp in movie: 00h 37m 36s
Uploaded: 02 April, 2022
Genres: action, comedy, crime
Summary: Eddy persuades his three pals to pool money for a vital poker game against a powerful local mobster, Hatchet Harry. Eddy loses, after which Harry gives him a week to pay back 500,000 pounds.
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