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Look it's all completely chicken soupIt's what It's kosher as ChristmasJews don't celebrate Christmas Tom
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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

The Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom

Tom:
Look, it's all completely chicken soup.Nick the Greek:It's what?Tom:It's kosher. As Christmas.Nick the Greek:The Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom

Full Transcript

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Look it's all completely chicken soup
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It's what It's kosher as Christmas
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Jews don't celebrate Christmas Tom
Available in 7 languages
Duration
10 seconds
Views
1,419
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:17
Uploaded
Feb 19, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Summit Entertainment,The Steve Tisch Company,SKA Films,PolyGram Filmed Entertainment,Handmade Films

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Movie Summary

Eddy persuades his three pals to pool money for a vital poker game against a powerful local mobster, Hatchet Harry. Eddy loses, after which Harry gives him a week to pay back 500,000 pounds.

Actors

Jason Flemyng
Tom
Jason Flemyng
Stephen Marcus
Nick The Greek
Stephen Marcus
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But they're lacking in criminal credibility ain't...
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And you do have a reputation so I'll choose my words...
I'll put that down to shock. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:22
I'll put that down to shock.
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And Robert's your father's brother
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Oh and if Tom or anyone else for that matterfeels like...
Yeah little bit of pain never hurt anybodyif you know what I mean - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:07
Yeah little bit of pain never hurt anybodyif you know what I...
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Where the fuck are they going Shift a pianoI thought this...
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Come on, I can't wait out here all day.
I thought you was gonna leave me out there all day. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:32
I thought you was gonna leave me out there all day.
What the fuck's going on? - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:24
What the fuck's going on?
Charles, get the rifle out. - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 00:36
Charles, get the rifle out.
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What the fuck is that What the fuck's thatIt's me...