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Plank: Fuck me

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Fuck me. Clean that up, Charles. Sod you. You clean it up. Sorry, fellas, but that stupid...

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels • 1998

Plank:Fuck me. Clean that up, Charles. Sod you. You clean it up. Sorry, fellas, but that stupid cowscared the fucking life out of me! Never mind. Canyou just sit down? Stay out of the way? Look, how much is it you want? I'm after a half weight. Right, well, that's £1,500 then. Pass the scales, Willie. Give us some gear, j

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Plank Fuck me

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Clean that up Charles

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Sod you You clean it up

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Sorry fellas but that stupid cow scared the fucking life out of me

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Never mind Can you just sit down

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Stay out of the way

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Look how much is it you want

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I'm after a half weight

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Right well that's 1 500 then

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Pass the scales Willie

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Give us some gear j

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تبا لى

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نظف هذا يا تشارليز

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تبا لك نظفه أنت

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آسف ياسادة هذه البقرة الغبية أرعبتنى حتى الموت

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لا عليك أيمكنك فقط أن تجلس وتبتعد عن الطريق

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ما الكمية التى تريدها

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حوالى نصف الوزن

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هذا 1500 جنيه مرر الميزان ويلى

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أعطنا بعض الكمية

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Putain

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Range ça Charles

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Fais le toi même

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Désolé mais cette conne m'a foutu la trouille

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C'est rien Assieds toi et bouge plus

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T'en veux combien

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Une demi mesure

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Ça fera 1500

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Passe moi la balance

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Passe moi l'herbe

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Die neuste und beste Sextechnologie

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Garantierter Erfolg oder Geld zurück

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Die Dildos kosten 25 Pfund pro Stück

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Das ist günstig für die Lust die er bringt

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Aber die Schecks gehen an eine andere Firma

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Nichts Anrüchiges

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Bobbies Bits oder so

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Ihr nehmt die 25 Pfund und lässt sie auf der Bank gutschreiben

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Jetzt kommt's

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Ihr sendet einen Scheck über 25 Pfund zurück

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ausgestellt von Arschkitzler Schwulen Fanclub und sagt

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Es tut uns leid wir bekamen keine Ware aus Amerika

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Sie sind ausverkauft

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Bajingan

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Bereskan itu Charles

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Keparat kau kau saja yang bereskan

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Maaf kawan tapi wanita ini menakutiku

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Terserah Bisakah kau duduk saja dan tenang

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Biarkan saja

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Dengar berapa banyak yang kaumau

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Aku butuh setengah saja

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Baik Berarti itu 1 500

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Kemarikan timbangannya Willie

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Berikan ganjanya J

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Черт

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Простите эта дура напугала меня

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Сколько ты хочешь

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Полкило

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Это 1 500

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Передай весы Вилли

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дай мне травку

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Mierda

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Recógelo Charles

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A la mierda Limpialo tú

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Perdón amigos pero me dio un susto de muerte

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Da igual Siéntate

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Quitate de en medio

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Cuánto quieres

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Quiero medio peso

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Serán 1 500

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Trae la balanza Willie

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Un poco de mercancia J

Available in 7 languages

Duration

33 seconds

Views

58

Timestamp in Movie

00:35:44

Uploaded

Feb 19, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Summit Entertainment,The Steve Tisch Company,SKA Films,PolyGram Filmed Entertainment,Handmade Films

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Movie Summary

Eddy persuades his three pals to pool money for a vital poker game against a powerful local mobster, Hatchet Harry. Eddy loses, after which Harry gives him a week to pay back 500,000 pounds.