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So we've got a bit of a problem, ain't we?

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

So we've got a bit ofa problem, ain't we? Vveh, yeah. Yeah, we do. Yeah, yeah, we do. In...

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels • 1998

So we've got a bit ofa problem, ain't we? Vveh, yeah. Yeah, we do. Yeah, yeah, we do. In fact, it's a little bit more thana little bit of a problem, isn't it? On a scale of things,you could say it's the mount fuckingEverest of problems. And the reason it's such amon-fucking-strosity of a problem is, you don't even got a first ideawho did this to us, have you? Dog, We've been up all night.It's no one from round here. We've had them alllined up against the wall. If he was a toe-rag fromout of manor, we'd know. We'd know. You'd know? You'd fucking know? You wouldn't know if it wasthe next door fucking neighbors! Now Get out there and find them!I'm sick of the fucking sight of you! Get out of my fuckingsight! You little shit!

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So we've got a bit of a problem ain't we

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Vveh yeah Yeah we do

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Yeah yeah we do

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In fact it's a little bit more than a little bit of a problem isn't it

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On a scale of things you could say

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it's the mount fucking Everest of problems

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And the reason it's such a mon fucking strosity of a problem is

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you don't even got a first idea who did this to us have you

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Dog we've been up all night It's no one from round here

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We've had them all lined up against the wall

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If he was a toe rag from out of manor we'd know

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We'd know

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You'd know You'd fucking know

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You wouldn't know if it was the next door fucking neighbors

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Now get out there and find them I'm sick of the fucking sight of you

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Get out of my fucking sight You little shit

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اذا لدينا مشكلة صغيرة أليس كذلك

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نعم لدينا مشكلة صغيرة

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فى الحقيقة هذه مشكلة أكبر من كونها صغيرة

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انها تمثل قمة جبل افريست من المشاكل

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السبب الذى يزيد من فظاعة هذه المشكلة أنكم

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لم تعرفوا أى شىء عن الذى فعل هذا بنا أليس كذلك

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لقد كنا مستيقظين طوال الليل انهم ليسوا من هنا

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لقد وضعناهم صفا ووجوههم للحائط

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لو كانوا رجال من هذا القطاع لقد كنا سنعرف

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كنا سنعرف كنت ستعرف

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انك لن تعرف اذا كانوا الجيران من الباب المجاور

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أخرج و أعثر عليهم

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لقد سئمت من رؤيتك

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On a un petit problème non

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0ui

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En fait c'est un peu plus qu'un petit problème

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On pourrait même dire c'est l'Everest des problèmes

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Et tout ça parce que vous avez aucune idée

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de qui nous a fait ça

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On a passé la nuit dessus C'est personne d'ici On a tout ratissé

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On le saurait

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On le saurait

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Vous le sauriez Vous le sauriez même pas

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si c'était nos voisins

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Trouvez les J'en ai marre de vos gueules

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Hors de ma vue

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Kennt ihr Harry Lonsdale

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Besser bekannt als Zerhackt euch mit dem Beil Harry

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Nun es ist

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Bond mehr müsst ihr nicht wissen Zeit

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Wer mit dem Teufel tanzt muss warten bis der Song zu Ende ist

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Verstanden

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Ich sage findet sie foltert sie und tötet sie

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Und bringt zurück was mir gehört

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Wenn ihr's nicht tut

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kriegen eure Familien Ärger

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Wer war das

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Harry Horror Hatchet

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Ich hörte von ihm

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Scheiße Wir haben seine Waffen verkauft

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Jadi kita punya sedikit masalah ya

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Ya memang

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Ya memang

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Faktanya ini sedikit lebih besar dari masalah kecil 'kan

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Kalian bisa bilang

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ini MASALAH YANG SANGAT BESAR

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Dan masalahnya seperti sesuatu yang ganjil

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kalian bahkan tak tahu siapa yang lakukan ini pada kita ya kan

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Dog kita sudah semalaman disini Tak ada siapapun di sini

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Kita sudah periksa temboknya

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Kalau kakinya menginjak di lantai ini kita tahu

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Kita tahu

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Kalian tahu Kalian tahu apa

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Kalian tidak akan tahu kalau ini perbuatan tetangga kita

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Sekarang pergi dari sini dan cari mereka Aku muak melihat kalian

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Pergi kalian semua dari sini Bajingan kalian semua

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и не просто небольшая проблема

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Это очень серьезная проблема

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в том что вы не имеете понятия кто это сделал

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Мы допросили всех и каждого

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Если бы это была какая то местная сволочь мы бы знали

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Вы бы знали

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Выметайтесь и ищите их Мне надоели ваши рыла

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ничтожества Проваливайте

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Tenemos un pequeño problema

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Si asi es

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Eso parece

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Más grave que un problemita no

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En la gran escala es un problema Everest

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La razón por la que es tan monstruoso

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es que no tienen la menor idea de quién pudo ser no

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Perro aún no dormimos

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No es nadie de cerca

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Los tuvimos a todos contra la pared

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Sifuera de aqui lo sabriamos

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Lo sabriamos

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Lo sabrian

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Ni si fueran los vecinos lo sabrian

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Fuera y encuéntrenlos

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Estoy harto de verlos

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Fuera de mi puta vista mierdosos

Available in 7 languages

Duration

38 seconds

Views

1,131

Timestamp in Movie

01:15:51

Uploaded

Feb 19, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Summit Entertainment,The Steve Tisch Company,SKA Films,PolyGram Filmed Entertainment,Handmade Films

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Movie Summary

Eddy persuades his three pals to pool money for a vital poker game against a powerful local mobster, Hatchet Harry. Eddy loses, after which Harry gives him a week to pay back 500,000 pounds.

Actors

Dog

Plank