Right. Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who...
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Bacon:
Right. Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping. You're up here shoplifting. You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite. Fanny by the gaslight. Take a bag, c'mon take a bag. I took a bag home last night. Cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you. Anyone like jewelry? Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else. Don't think because these boxes are sealed up, they're empty. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you lot today, I'd make more money with me measuring tape. Here, one price. Ten pound.
Eddie:
Did you say ten pound?
Bacon:
Are you deaf?
Eddie:
That's a bargain. I'll take one.
Bacon:
Squeeze in if you can. Left leg, right leg, your body will follow. They call it walking. You want one as well, darling? You do? That's it. They're waking up. Treat the wife. Treat somebody else's wife. It's a lot more fun if you don't get caught. Hold on. You want one as well? Okay, darling, show me a bit of life then. It's no good standing out there like one o'clock half-struck. Buy them, you better buy them. These are not stolen, they just haven't been paid for, and we can't get them again. They've changed the bloody locks. Here. One for you. It's no good coming back later when I've sold out. "Too late, too late" will be the cry when the man with the bargains has passed you by. If you got no money on you now, you'll be crying tears as big as October cabbages.
Eddie:
Bacon, cozzers!
Bacon:
Shit.
Transcript
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What have they got it there for then
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I must have been there 50 times It's never locked
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They're not suspicious
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Everyone who goes there's a toff
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They're all into that karma crap
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If I don't harm nobody nobody harms me stuff
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No way they can get back to you
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Even if they could they'd be too shit scared I'm a geezer
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They got no muscle Gutless faggots
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Fancy one
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What's all the flapping about
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You told the old man yet
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Hoping I won't need to
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I've got a plan Now listen carefully
Clip duration: 34 seconds
Views: 320
Timestamp in movie: 00h 39m 43s
Uploaded: 02 April, 2022
Genres: action, comedy, crime
Summary: Eddy persuades his three pals to pool money for a vital poker game against a powerful local mobster, Hatchet Harry. Eddy loses, after which Harry gives him a week to pay back 500,000 pounds.
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00:11 If the milk turns out to be sour
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00:04 It's been emotional
00:07 A minute ago this was the safest job in the world
00:34 This guy Rory Breaker
00:35 Charles why have we got that cage
00:36 Seems Well this seems to be a waste of my time
00:36 Now this is the smart bit
00:09 Fucking hell John
00:10 Shotguns What like guns that fire shot
00:35 Oh and if Tom or anyone else for that matter
00:10 Fucking Northern monkeys
00:11 I'll find you
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