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What sort of pub is this, then?

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

What sort of pub is this, then? It's a Samoan pub. What's that? It's a cocktail. Youasked...

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels • 1998

What sort of pub is this, then? It's a Samoan pub. What's that? It's a cocktail. Youasked for a cocktail. No, I asked you to giveme a refreshing drink. I wasn't expectinga fucking rain forest. You could fall in lovewith an orangutan in that. You want a pint, go to the pub. I thought this was a pub. It's a Samoan pub. Well, whatever it is, can youget your man to turn the TV down? You can ask him if you like. If Iwas you, I'd leave him well alone. Here, get rid of that.Bring us a diet coke. Excuse me, can youturn that TV down?

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What sort of pub is this then

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It's a Samoan pub

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What's that

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It's a cocktail You asked for a cocktail

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No I asked you to give me a refreshing drink

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I wasn't expecting a fucking rain forest

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You could fall in love with an orangutan in that

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You want a pint go to the pub

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I thought this was a pub

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It's a Samoan pub

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Well whatever it is can you get your man to turn the TV down

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You can ask him if you like If I was you I'd leave him well alone

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Here get rid of that Bring us a diet coke

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Excuse me can you turn that TV down

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ما نوع هذه الحانة

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انها حانة سامون

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وما هذا

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أنه كوكتيل لقد طلبت كوكتيل

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لقد طلبت مشروب منعش

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لم أتوقع غابة استوائية لعينة

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تستطيع أن تقع فى غرام قرد بهذا الشراب

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اذا كنت تريد شرابا فأذهب الى حانة

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أعتقدت أن هذه حانة

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انها حانة سامون

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أيمكنك أن تنادى رئيسك لكى يخفض صوت التلفاز

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أسئله اذا كنت ترغب يجب أن أتركه بمفرده

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تخلص من هذا أحضر لنا كولا خفيفة

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أعذرنى أيمكنك أن تخفض صوت التلفاز

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C'est quoi ce pub

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Un pub samoan

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Et ça

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Un cocktail Vous avez demandé un cocktail

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J'ai demandé une boisson rafraîchissante

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pas une forêt tropicale

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Je veux pas sortir avec un orang outang

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Les pintes c'est au pub

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Et ici c'est quoi

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C'est un pub samoan

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Tu peux au moins lui dire de baisser la télé

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Vas y toi même si tu oses

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Enlève ça Apporte un Coca Light

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Excuse moi tu peux baisser

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Was machst du

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Ich versuche zu erfahren wo sie das Geld haben

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Siehst du nicht dass sie keins haben

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Nicht mal genug für neue Möbel

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Wir haben doch die Waffen was ist los

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Jedes Mal musst du die Füße der Leute verbrennen Was soll das

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Sei vorsichtiger Alter

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Beinahe hättest du meinen Freund geköpft damit

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Alles in 0rdnung Kenny

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Bar macam apa ini

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Ini Bar orang Samoa

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Apa itu

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Ini cocktail kau minta cocktail kan

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Tidak aku minta minuman segar

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Aku tak mengharapkan hutan tropis

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Kau bisa bercinta dengan orangutan di minuman itu

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Kau mau minuman keras pergi ke Bar

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Kukira ini Bar

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Ini Bar orang Samoa

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Baiklah apapun ini tapi bisakah kau kecilkan suara TV nya

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Kau boleh menyuruhnya kalau kau mau Jika aku jadi kau aku akan biarkan dia sendirian

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Ya singkirkan itu Bawakan kami Diet Coke

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Permisi bisa kau pelankan suara TV nya

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Что это за бар

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Самои Бар

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Что это

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коктейль ты заказал коктейль

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нет я заказал что то освежающее

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Вы хотите пива идите в бар

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какая разница Попроси своего друга уменьшить звук

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Qué tipo de bar es este

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Un bar samoano

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Qué es esto

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Un cóctel

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Pediste uno

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Queria una bebida refrescante

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No un puto bosque tropical

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Puedo enamorarme de un orangután aqui

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Si quieres una cerveza vete a otro bar

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Pensaba que esto era un bar

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Es un bar samoano

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Como sea les dirias que bajen el volumen

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Diles tú

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Yo los dejaria en paz

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Tira esto

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Tráenos una Coca Cola

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Perdón Puedes bajar la tele

Available in 7 languages

Duration

41 seconds

Views

261

Timestamp in Movie

00:21:27

Uploaded

Feb 19, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Summit Entertainment,The Steve Tisch Company,SKA Films,PolyGram Filmed Entertainment,Handmade Films

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Movie Summary

Eddy persuades his three pals to pool money for a vital poker game against a powerful local mobster, Hatchet Harry. Eddy loses, after which Harry gives him a week to pay back 500,000 pounds.